You know you're a nurse if... - page 15

You know you're a nurse if... You've been telling stories in a restaurant and had someone at another table throw up. (share and add your own below)... Read More

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    When you catch your daughter drawing... lungs .

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    you can identify what kind of diarrhea it is just by the smell.
    Enlightenedx, maelstrom143, Esme12, and 4 others like this.
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    Quote from gitanorn
    you believe chocolate is a food group
    you mean it isn't?!
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    you play poker by betting ectopics on ecg strips.
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    You refer to all people as patients
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    You have the bladder capacity of five people....Aloha~
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    When redirecting your daughter you ask her what she is doing and she replies perserverating ( which is one of my daughter ADHD manisfestations, she gets a thought stuck in her head and can go on and on and on). She then goes through deep breathing or puts her self into a time out to regroup.
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    Quote from qestout
    When you look like Columbo--patting every pocket looking for the vitals list--while muttering "I know I have it here somewhere". (you have to be older to get this one
    I got the most delightful mental image of Peter Falk wearing scrubs and a stethoscope!
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    You sign RN at the end of your name... when signing a credit card slip... oops
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    Quote from kadie9525
    You sign RN at the end of your name... when signing a credit card slip... oops
    Or a permission form from your child's school!

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