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    Jul 26, '12 by
    When you catch your daughter drawing... lungs .
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    Jul 27, '12 by

    you can identify what kind of diarrhea it is just by the smell.
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    Jul 27, '12 by
    Quote from gitanorn
    you believe chocolate is a food group
    you mean it isn't?!
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    Jul 27, '12 by
    you play poker by betting ectopics on ecg strips.
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  5. Aug 10, '12 by
    You refer to all people as patients
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    Aug 11, '12 by

    You have the bladder capacity of five people....Aloha~
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  7. Aug 17, '12 by
    When redirecting your daughter you ask her what she is doing and she replies perserverating ( which is one of my daughter ADHD manisfestations, she gets a thought stuck in her head and can go on and on and on). She then goes through deep breathing or puts her self into a time out to regroup.
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  8. Sep 4, '12 by
    Quote from qestout
    When you look like Columbo--patting every pocket looking for the vitals list--while muttering "I know I have it here somewhere". (you have to be older to get this one
    I got the most delightful mental image of Peter Falk wearing scrubs and a stethoscope!
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  9. Sep 7, '12 by
    You sign RN at the end of your name... when signing a credit card slip... oops
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  10. Sep 7, '12 by
    Quote from kadie9525
    You sign RN at the end of your name... when signing a credit card slip... oops
    Or a permission form from your child's school!