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After reading a post here about memberes and well, other crotchly things, I went back to reading my homework, my non-nursing homework. Reading along, I read the words, "general area" instead as "genital area."

My mind is NOT in the gutter. It's in a bedpan. I swear!

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Specializes in family nurse practitioner.

ha ha! Your funny :)

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There's always something new to learn about urinary catheters.

It makes me think about General Mills, General Motors, General Westmoreland, General Hospital, and general anxiety.

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There's always something new to learn about urinary catheters.

LIke, if you have a bladder fistula, all the catheters in the world will not prevent you from needing a brief for urinary incontinence.

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Specializes in ICU.

You tell a story that a friend told you happened to her at work...oh wait that was from Allnurses.:specs:

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Specializes in Pediatric Cardiology.

"You tell a story that a friend told you happened to her at work...oh wait that was from Allnurses.:specs:"

Yup! I always hope they don't ask who the friend is because then I'll have to admit I get my information from strangers on the internet!

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Specializes in Trauma, ER, ICU, CCU, PACU, GI, Cardiology, OR.

When your main page is ALLNURSES.Com th_smiley-love021.gif ...Aloha~

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

You spend most of your time on All Nurses, and skip most of your other email.

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Specializes in Oncology/hematology.

When you should be doing drug cards and care plans, but would rather read about how everyone is freaking out about drug cards and care plans!

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Specializes in Med/Surg,Cardiac.

I'm on this more than Facebook. Only bad because I actually know everyone on my Facebook and here I recognize members by previous posts. I bet the way I picture members would be way different then they actually are.

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You know you spend too much time at allnurses when before you click on a thread, you try to guess if it's a thread, or an About A Nurse cartoon.

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Specializes in ICU.
You know you spend too much time at allnurses when before you click on a thread you try to guess if it's a thread, or an About A Nurse cartoon.[/quote']

Haha I get caught off guard everytime I click into a cartoon!

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