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    by Sep 24, '12
    After reading a post here about penises and well, other crotchly things, I went back to reading my homework, my non-nursing homework. Reading along, I read the words, "general area" instead as "genital area."

    My mind is NOT in the gutter. It's in a bedpan. I swear!
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    by wooh Sep 24, '12 10:26 pm
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  4. Sep 25, '12 by
    ha ha! Your funny
  5. Sep 25, '12 by
    There's always something new to learn about urinary catheters.

    It makes me think about General Mills, General Motors, General Westmoreland, General Hospital, and general anxiety.
    timmedico likes this.
  6. Sep 25, '12 by
    Quote from Wet Noodle
    There's always something new to learn about urinary catheters.
    LIke, if you have a bladder fistula, all the catheters in the world will not prevent you from needing a brief for urinary incontinence.
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    Sep 25, '12 by
    You tell a story that a friend told you happened to her at work...oh wait that was from Allnurses.
    CallieNM, hershdawg, imintrouble, and 1 other like this.
  8. Sep 26, '12 by
    "You tell a story that a friend told you happened to her at work...oh wait that was from Allnurses."

    Yup! I always hope they don't ask who the friend is because then I'll have to admit I get my information from strangers on the internet!
    Last edit by PediLove2147 on Sep 26, '12 : Reason: Realized we basically had the same post, wanted to quote sapphire18
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    Sep 26, '12 by
    When your main page is ALLNURSES.Com ...Aloha~
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  10. Sep 26, '12 by
    You spend most of your time on All Nurses, and skip most of your other email.
    sapphire18 and chevyv like this.
  11. Sep 26, '12 by
    When you should be doing drug cards and care plans, but would rather read about how everyone is freaking out about drug cards and care plans!
    Twinmom06, CallieNM, lalopop86, and 1 other like this.
  12. Sep 26, '12 by
    I'm on this more than Facebook. Only bad because I actually know everyone on my Facebook and here I recognize members by previous posts. I bet the way I picture members would be way different then they actually are.
    sapphire18, chevyv, and LPN2RNn2011 like this.