WTH kind of question is that

So, I found these questions on various websites like Yahoo, StudentDoctors, yadda yadda. My question to you is...WTH are these people thinking?

1). "Do I have a chance of getting into the Harvard Nursing program? " (in case you're wondering - Harvard doesn't have a nursing program)

2). " failed Anatomy and Biology 3x do you think nursing school will even care?"

3). "Do I really have to talk with patients if I'm their nurse?"

4). " will the doctor help you clean up a code brown if you ask nicely?"

5). "Is it wrong to steal my patient's food?"

6). "teacher told me I was too stupid to be a nurse, what does she mean by that?"

7). "WHY DO I KEEP GETTING RANDOM STIFFYS IN THE DELIVERY ROOM" (groooossssss)

8). "Can you catch herpes from cyber sex"

9). "Help!!my patient makes fun of me, what should i do?"

10). " should I date a guy doctor or a female doctor,,who do you think would have more money?"

Gotta go, be back later folks