WTH kind of question is that

[johnny depp23]

So, I found these questions on various websites like Yahoo, StudentDoctors, yadda yadda. My question to you is...WTH are these people thinking?

1). "Do I have a chance of getting into the Harvard Nursing program? " (in case you're wondering - Harvard doesn't have a nursing program)

2). " failed Anatomy and Biology 3x do you think nursing school will even care?"

3). "Do I really have to talk with patients if I'm their nurse?"

4). " will the doctor help you clean up a code brown if you ask nicely?"

5). "Is it wrong to steal my patient's food?"

6). "teacher told me I was too stupid to be a nurse, what does she mean by that?"

7). "WHY DO I KEEP GETTING RANDOM STIFFYS IN THE DELIVERY ROOM" (groooossssss)

8). "Can you catch herpes from cyber sex"

9). "Help!!my patient makes fun of me, what should i do?"

10). " should I date a guy doctor or a female doctor,,who do you think would have more money?"

Gotta go, be back later folks

[whichone'spink, BSN, RN]

To those who say there is no such thing as a stupid question, I say, bull pucky.

[roser13, ASN, RN]

OP, I think you're a strange one to be asking WTH are these people thinking.

You specialize in strange/off-the-wall questions/comments.

[biker nurse]

Still searching for a dx "too stupid to live" maybe it will make ICD-10 !!

[nursinger]

"Do I really have to talk with patients if I'm their nurse?"

No, just stare at them.

[SeeTheMoon]

WOW. And they vote too....

[traumaRUs, MSN, APRN]

Moving to off-topic.

[xtxrn, ASN, RN]

No need to go all that far to find these sorts of questions

[xtxrn, ASN, RN]

I just graduated, and now I need YOU to tell me how to do basic assessments and first aid:uhoh3::uhoh3:

Should I become an astronaut or nun? (ok, so not that bad, but close)

The patient has a high diastolic pressure, should I give the PRN for elevated DBP since it's in the parameters ? (had that one asked to my face) ...out of school nearly a year and needed help with basic PRN order reading....

[Liddle Noodnik]

Moving to off-topic.

I was going to argue with you and say, "But at the very least it's 'Nursing Humor!'"

But then I realized - this is NOT funny.

[xtxrn, ASN, RN]

Scary , isn't it ?

[johnny depp23]

Moving to off-topic.

What else is new? You guys hate me for some strange reason . I could ask the same exact question as Susie Q and you would STILL move my question to off-topic.