What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story? - page 112

:D Here is my most gross, yucky, disgusting nursing story! I was working a night shift on a tele floor as a new Nurse. We had this one poor old lady who was confused and was restrained as... Read More

  1. by   Sue Damonas
    Quote from talaxandra
    Anyone else see that as Wile E. Coli?
    :lol::hehe:
  2. by   nitenite
    Recently had a confused pt with a touch of salmonella. The poor dear realized she was going to vomit after I put her on the commode; she jumped up and bent over to vomit, and when I ran up behind her to steady her, she exploded and showered my scrubs in the foulest diarrhea. I don't know how I didn't vomit all over her head! Cleanup was hell!
  3. by   K+MgSO4
    while out in rural New South Wales I got a call from the ambos to turn on the holding roon (cold room) they were bringing a body in. Nothing unusal..... GP calls into the hospital and says that she will do a death sert because this guy was N stage cancer pt who had refused all services we offered him. Ambos call round to the ward after transfering the body bit shook up he had been dead for about 5 days so he was all bloated and oozing.
    I get a phone call from the son wanting his ring back. Today they were not willing to wait until undertakers picked him up the next day they wanted it back. The EN that I was workinf with on AM shift said no way. The EN from the PM shift said no so me and a pregnant RN had to go into holding room, unzip body bag check both hands because we couldnt of been lucky and had it on the first hand we checked!! Other RN holds guys arm and turns away saying you are going toi have to do it I am just about not vomitting here. Take his finger, of course swollen up after 5 days. Get a load of soap and wiggle and jiggle his ring off his finger. Pulling and tugging at his finger and POP!! His knuckle dislocates! Eughhh!! Gag a bit but proceed to get ring off. Then have to warm ot up under hot water so dont freak the family out. The wonders of rural nursing Auzzie style!!
  4. by   Sue Damonas
    There was this guy I used to know who was in charge of setting up trapezes on the pts beds. He told me this one day he was setting up the trapeze on this lady's bed and when he leaned over her bed to check something, she looked at him and said"I like you" and hiked up her gown and pushed his head right into her coochie.
  5. by   nitenite
    I woulda paid money to see that!

    Quote from Sue Damonas
    There was this guy I used to know who was in charge of setting up trapezes on the pts beds. He told me this one day he was setting up the trapeze on this lady's bed and when he leaned over her bed to check something, she looked at him and said"I like you" and hiked up her gown and pushed his head right into her coochie.
  6. by   DaisyDukeStudent
    <cite class="smallfont">Originally Posted by abnurse</cite>
    Had a 900# lady admitted during the night and I had the honor of cleaning her up the next day. While bathing her I had to lift skin folds to get the foulest smelling stink off her. I lifted her breast and there was a dead kitten in the fat fold. I nearly aspirated on my vomit. It must have been there for a while because it was infested with maggots.

    Quote from Deb123j
    There is no way...that is just tooooo disgusting!

    :imbar
    The sad thing is i can believe it. A friend of the family who was a nurse told me this. A guy came in to the ER one night with a trench coat on and said he need help. When the recpt. asked what the problem was he opened the coat and there was a kitten on his penis. DEAD. apparently he wanted a little and instead of doing it him self he did IT to the kitten and the kitten died of the trauma and when that happened the kittens rectum tightened and the guy couldn't get it off. Needless to say the guy is doing some major time for animal cruelty among other things.
  7. by   DaisyDukeStudent
    Quote from Deb123j
    There is no way...that is just tooooo disgusting!

    :imbar
    Quote from ktwlpn
    A friend and I volunteered at the local VA hospital years ago...called bingo...I remember a fella masturbating under the table....That does not tuen a hair on my head any longer...I have had residents in LTC masturbate with their hot cereal..
    forget about looking at omeal i will never east it again!!!!!!!!!!
  8. by   goodneighbor
    Thank you all for these hilarious moments and memories! This is the best thread ever to get rid of nursing stress. Much of we what we do is actually disgusting when you think about it. However I am sitting here laughing my head off and eating fudge icing for pete's sake! Go figure.
  9. by   wishinguponastarLPN
    Quote from Dayray
    I was a new CNA in the nursing home and feeling very proud of my first step in my chosen career.

    A nice littel old man in a wheel chair waved at one of my co-workers (a pretty littel 18 year-old, fresh out of high school sugar and spice type of girl). He said "honey come over here please" as she bent down to talk to him. He moved the blanket covering his legs and SPLAT! he ejaculated right in her face and mouth. I never saw her again and thus my nursing career beagn...........

    Ok I know this post is old, but I have to comment because that is so foul .....but for some sick reason made me laugh too!!! :chuckle
  10. by   NurseLoveJoy88
    I'm walking in the hall and a visitor says " Miss I think you want to see this" so I turn the corner and there is one of my residents ( all demented) bent over with is pants down taking a dump.. right in the hallway.
  11. by   talaxandra
    Need to see, maybe but I doubt you wanted to see that!
  12. by   NurseLoveJoy88
    Got another one ! One of my patients were found on the floor and when we got him up he had BM running down his pant leg and ofcourse some got on me too ! All over my one of my pant leg. I had to deal with that wiff of bm all shift. Ofcourse I scrub and scrub but nothing could get rid of that stinch.
  13. by   mom4josh
    Quote from NurseLoveJoy88
    I'm walking in the hall and a visitor says " Miss I think you want to see this" so I turn the corner and there is one of my residents ( all demented) bent over with is pants down taking a dump.. right in the hallway.
    We had a patient do that once, then bend over to inspect. She then picked up a glob and walked into the patient's room across the hall and say, "Want some?" (while the patient was eating dinner).



    This on a medical floor... not Alzheimer's unit. Yuk.

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