Three Nurses at the Pearly Gates

  1. 20 Three nurses arrive at the pearly gates. St. Peter asks the first why he should admit her.
    She replies that she has been an emergency room nurse and has saved thousands and thousands of lives.

    "OK", he says, "Come on in!"

    The second reports that he has been an ICU nurse and he, too, has saved thousands and thousands of lives. St. Peter lets him in, too.

    St. Peter asks the third nurse the same question. She replies that she has been an HMO care nurse and has saved thousands and thousands of dollars for the insurance company.

    St. Peter replies, "OK. Come on in. But you can only stay three days. And then . . . "




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    Last edit by brian on Mar 23, '13
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    About tnbutterfly, BSN, RN

    tnbutterfly has 'More than 35 years' year(s) of experience and specializes in 'Parish Nsg, Disaster Nsg, Peds, Med-Surg'. From 'TN'; Joined Jun '06; Posts: 22,642; Likes: 13,722.

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  4. Visit  Baubo516 profile page
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    HA HA HA!
  5. Visit  llg profile page
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    Good one.
  6. Visit  TheCommuter profile page
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    Too cute!
  7. Visit  Esme12 profile page
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    ....that is too funny!!!!
  8. Visit  CapeCodMermaid profile page
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    I've heard that same joke about a cardiologist, an obstetrician, and the head of an HMO...still funny.
  9. Visit  KelRN215 profile page
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    I appreciate this on a whole 'nother level now that I work in home care case management and have to fight with insurance companies regularly to get patients the services they need. I don't know how nurses whose job it is to deny services to children with cancer can sleep at night...
  10. Visit  blackvans1234 profile page
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    Shoulda brought the
  11. Visit  MunkiRN profile page
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    Hilarious!!
  12. Visit  amygarside profile page
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    This is very funny!
  13. Visit  Garunteed profile page
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    In reality the HMO allows for better utilization of outcome studies where as most ERs and ICUs not covered by HMOs. So much suffering and wasted $$$ in the last 3 months of life. Perhaps St. Peter will look more at the quality of nursing care rather trhan
    the quantity.
    momdebo and JeanettePNP like this.
  14. Visit  adventure780 profile page
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    so true to real life
  15. Visit  Brian profile page
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    We posted this image and link on our allnurses.com facebook page and there are some hilarious comments there as well! Check it out:
    https://www.facebook.com/allnursescom



    Some of the best ones so far:

    [FONT=lucida grande]come in come in ... you've done your time in hell[FONT=lucida grande]
    and

    [FONT=lucida grande]we are short staffed, thanks for coming in...
    Last edit by brian on Mar 23, '13
    sirI and tnbutterfly like this.


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