Terms we will not admit to using

Dunlap Syndrome=belly dun lapped over the waistband.

OPD = Obnoxious personality disorder

These are great! How about:

DITB = dead in the bed

MHS = mush head syndrome (for patients with a skull flap removal)

LONH= lights on, nobody home

Some really awful (but funny) things overheard at work (Neuro ICU):

"He needs a nice, long dirt nap"

"It's time for Weekend at Bernie's" (referring to getting our completely comatose, vegetable patients in a chair because the neurosurgeon insists it's going to be therapeutic)

PMS - Psychotic mood syndrome

F.A.D.-----F***ing **hole Disorder

you know the personality disorder all those lovely drug addict, sociopathic, homeless, smart mouthed, think they are God's gift the the world & everyone should immediately bow down in their pressense patients' share

Awating transfer to the E.C.U. (Eternal care Unit....)

CRS: can't remember sh**

Please do not post swear words, as it is against the TOS. Thanks

These are all great, I added the new ones to my ever growing list of unapproved abbreviations. I currently have 10 pages worth, of course there very well may be doubles, but still funny! If anyone would like a copy emailed to them feel free to IM me with your email addy and I'll be happy to send them to you.

EDGATWTTTF elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor

EMS version of TSC taxi service call

" IHA it's him/her again

CA child abuser

EPA elderly person abuser

MAS masturbating again syndrome

TGIH the grouch is here!

TIH touched in head

AOSV abusive of staff visitor

L&V loud and vulgar

NPWA not pleased with anything

FOOB fell out of bed

NOM nasty old man

MFR my favorite rotation