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No. 20
Old May 13, 2004, 06:52 AM

Dunlap Syndrome=belly dun lapped over the waistband.
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No. 21
from Darlene K.
Old May 13, 2004, 08:33 AM

OPD = Obnoxious personality disorder
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No. 22
from Elenaster
Old May 13, 2004, 03:15 PM

These are great! How about:

DITB = dead in the bed

MHS = mush head syndrome (for patients with a skull flap removal)

LONH= lights on, nobody home

Some really awful (but funny) things overheard at work (Neuro ICU):

"He needs a nice, long dirt nap"

"It's time for Weekend at Bernie's" (referring to getting our completely comatose, vegetable patients in a chair because the neurosurgeon insists it's going to be therapeutic)
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No. 23
Old May 14, 2004, 03:01 AM

PMS - Psychotic mood syndrome
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No. 24
Old May 14, 2004, 08:30 AM
Updated May 15, 2004 at 05:02 PM by brian

F.A.D.-----F***ing **hole Disorder

you know the personality disorder all those lovely drug addict, sociopathic, homeless, smart mouthed, think they are God's gift the the world & everyone should immediately bow down in their pressense patients' share
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No. 25
from my2sons
Old May 14, 2004, 08:34 AM

Awating transfer to the E.C.U. (Eternal care Unit....)
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No. 26
from movealong
Old May 14, 2004, 08:37 AM

CRS: can't remember sh**
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No. 27
from brian
Old May 15, 2004, 05:03 PM

Please do not post swear words, as it is against the TOS. Thanks
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No. 28
from Cameron67
Old May 15, 2004, 05:32 PM

These are all great, I added the new ones to my ever growing list of unapproved abbreviations. I currently have 10 pages worth, of course there very well may be doubles, but still funny! If anyone would like a copy emailed to them feel free to IM me with your email addy and I'll be happy to send them to you.
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No. 29
Old May 15, 2004, 06:05 PM

EDGATWTTTF elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor

EMS version of TSC taxi service call

" IHA it's him/her again

CA child abuser

EPA elderly person abuser

MAS masturbating again syndrome

TGIH the grouch is here!

TIH touched in head

AOSV abusive of staff visitor

L&V loud and vulgar

NPWA not pleased with anything

FOOB fell out of bed

NOM nasty old man

MFR my favorite rotation
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