Snappy things to say to coworkers - page 2

Snappy Things To Say To Co-Workers Obviously you're unable to assimilate my stimulating concepts into your blighted and retarded world-view. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's... Read More

  1. by   treddrn
    I plan to use some of these!!! Thanks!!!
  2. by   Hellllllo Nurse
    I am fond of:

    "Don't pi$$ me off- I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."

    And this is a great one-


    http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/zoom.aspx?p=4409805
  3. by   emmybsu
    "Ummm, Didn't I flush you?"

    If I wanted to hear from an a$$hole, I'd fart.

    my two favorite ones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ty ty ty

  4. by   Marie_LPN, RN
    "thank you for being living proof that stupidity should hurt"
  5. by   Dave ARNP
    "I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. "

    I think I'm prohibited from using that phrase. My wife thinks I'm a little TOO snarley when I say it.

    -Dave
  6. by   live4today
    Quote from emmybsu
    "Ummm, Didn't I flush you?"

    If I wanted to hear from an a$$hole, I'd fart.

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