Share Your Saying - page 8

I don't suffer from insanity!
I enjoy every second of it

This shows why i decided to do my RN degree at the age of 33 and a single mum of four...must be insane :chuckle
Lovin every minuite but

Tina

if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck...chances are..it's a duck..


if the shoe fits, slap it on ur piggies and walk out da door..

“c-section babies are a cut above”<o></o>


whatever god can put you in, he can get you through……<o></o>


“men are like telephones, they like to be held, talked to but press the wrong button and you’re disconnected”.<o></o>
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my grandmother is a true believer in exercise, she walks a mile every single day, she’s now 97 years old and we don’t know where in the h*** she is !<o></o>
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There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One of these is roots; the other, wings. Hodding Carter

We can do no great things - only small things with great love. Mother Teresa

From small beginnings come great things. Proverb

Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale. Hans Christian Andersen

The greatest gift is a portion of thyself. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those wo bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves. J.M. Barrie

There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. Albert Einstein

A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.

When life gives you lemons, distill the citric acid and throw it in your opponent's face

Maxine "When life gives you lemons, put them in your bra"

see mine below

I always loved this one:
The definition of maddness:

Doing what you always did and expecting a different result.

"I am not young enough to know everything." ---Oscar Wilde

Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened.

Any day above ground is a good day.

My new favorite is "Put your big girl panties on and deal with it". Ironically enough, I saw it on some items in a hospital gift shop!

hello all, new to this sight, enjoying all the saying, and plan on using a few soon. One of my favorite to use - It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. Cuts thru a lot of burcaratic kaka at times.

A personal saying of mine - "Sometimes I feel like I've been let into the adult world without a hall pass"
-another (referring to my ADHD) I just don't have the same programs wired into my harddrive.

-A favorite quote from STAR WARS
"But Sir, no one worries about upsetting a droid."
"That's because droids don't pull peoples arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookies are known to do that."
"I see. I suggest a new strategy, R-2. Let the wookie win."

True intelligence is being able to discern the line between courage and stupidity.

"If life is a bowl of cherries what am I doing in the pits" Erma Bombeck