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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like
"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans
i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela
i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.-Confucius
If you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive. -Mel Brooks
As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes. -Mel Brooks
Bear in mind the simple rule, X squared to the power of two minus five over the seven point eight three, times nineteen is approximately equal to the cube root of MCC squared divided by X minus a quarter of a third percent. Keep that in mind, and you can't go very far wrong. -Eric Idle
Any idiot can face a crisis, it's day to day living that wears you out. -Anton Chekhov
“c-section babies are a cut above”
whatever god can put you in, he can get you through……
“men are like telephones, they like to be held, talked to but press the wrong button and you’re disconnected”.
my grandmother is a true believer in exercise, she walks a mile every single day, she’s now 97 years old and we don’t know where in the h*** she is !
There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One of these is roots; the other, wings. Hodding Carter
We can do no great things - only small things with great love. Mother Teresa
From small beginnings come great things. Proverb
Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale. Hans Christian Andersen
The greatest gift is a portion of thyself. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Those wo bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves. J.M. Barrie
There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. Albert Einstein
A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.
ERDEBIRN
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i have a saying when people are transferring from a cart to a table or cart to bed....as they are moving over, i remind them not to leave their crack on the crack.......i usually get a few good laughs with this