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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like
"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans
i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela
i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks
oppinions are like @$$holes...everybody's got one
you are only crazy if you answer the voices
if you play with fire you are bound to get burned
when life gives you limes...make margaritas!
how do you eat an elephant? one piece at a time.
here are some more southernisms:
i'm out like a fat kid in dodge ball.
i'm in like flynn
i'm starvin like marvin
i'm sweatin' like a whore in church
he's got more money than carter's got liver pills
and my all time fav bumper sticker:
if you can read this then get off my a$$!
I have a lot of quotes and poems, here's a few. I love people and someday, I pray, this world would learn LOVE.
"I expect to pass through the world but once. Any good therefore that I can do, or any kindness I can show to any creature, let me do it now. Let me not defer it, for I shall not pass this way again."
"What wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness"
"There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it."
Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.
"It's not enough to have lived. We should be determined to live for something. May I suggest that it be creating joy for others, sharing what we have for the betterment of personkind, bringing hope to the lost and love to the lonely."
"You can never do a kindness too soon because you never know how soon it will be too late."
"The best place to find a helping hand is at the end of your own arm."
"Compassion is the basis of morality."
A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world.
"Ya can't cure stupid"
And "ate up", we used to use this in the Army all the time. If someone looks bad, bags under eyes, tired "You look ate up." Or if there is a messed up anything, its "ate up".
"Chaos, panic, disorder...my work here is done."
"Sarcasm, yet another service I offer."
"Keep it rubber side down." (motorcyclists credo)
Jesus loves you.
Harleygirl
TheCommuter, BSN, RN
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"You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same." - UNKNOWN