Share Your Saying - Page 2

Here are a few of mine:
*Without coffee I would have no personality whatsoever!
*My Dogma ran over your Karma.
*Where am I, and why am I in this handbasket!?
*By looking at me I temporarily had control of your mind!
*The only thing separating me from my crazy patient's is the fact I have the keys to the med room!
*I have a chronic case of cranial-rectal inversion, and mental flatulance!
*I keep thinking about the here-after...I walk into a room and wonder what I was here after!
*It isn't 'hot flashes' its 'power surges"!
*Nursing...great for exploring new sounds, smells and sights!
*I am so cool that not only do I ride the short bus, but I earned the right to sit in the back baby!

Do one thing that scares you everyday
(Eleanor Roosevelt)


A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her
(David Brinkley)


The space and time for what you want is being occupied by what you have settled for
(Unknown)

"Everyone has pearls of wisdom they like to share; just make sure they don't turn into a necklace"

"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye; then we all laugh."

"Do you really think they are laughing with you?"

"The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train is just not coming."

Remarks about science

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.
Isaac Asimov

Speculation is perfectly all right, but if you stay there you've only founded a superstition. If you test it, you've started a science.
Hal Clement

Science is a way of thinking much more than it is a body of knowledge.
Carl Sagan

There had appeared a few stories in science fiction that dealt with alternate Earths, but it was just coincidence.
Julius Schwartz

Science is realism - eliminating wishful thinking. If you can't do that, you can't begin. You'll never know what truth is.
James P. Hogan

"Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes."

"There are plenty of fish in the sea. Unfortunately I am a turtle."

"Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions."


"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."

"Those who discourage your dreams have probably abandoned their own."

"Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength"

~Eric Hoffer

[I]"The soul afraid of dying.....never learns to live."

Great quotes so far. Keep 'em coming.

I have one that Lily Tomlin said, but it was in a play (don't know which one), so it can't be attributed to her:

"We're all just time-sharing atoms."

I have a little plaque on my wall that reads.........
Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken.
(I have 4 children)



I also have a favorite response that I learned from my Dad. When my children tell me I "Have" to do something for them, I quote my Dad and tell them "All I "Have" to do is pay taxes and die."
I do not know where he got it, but it shuts the kids up right away.

My favorite is:
"You can't polish a tird"


The 3 rules of life:
1. people are stupid
2. People are incredibly stupid
3. People work incredibly hard to be stupid