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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

[color=#00007f]...no hatred, no vengeance, no neglect is passed on forever; it must come to rest somewhere, to vanish in the eternity of time or to die under the weight of love.

[color=#00007f]dragondoom, by dennis l. mckiernan

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Oh another one for ya, puzzle this one out b'ys.

Stay where yer at til I gets where yer to. lol

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my favorite "In Silence, a whisper can be thunderous"

Native

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Specializes in Trauma, Teaching.

There's a bumper sticker on a few cars around here: "where are we going? and why are we in this handbasket?"

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Specializes in Urgent Care.

My old man always said

Wherever you go, there you are

If you dance to the tune, you pay the piper.

good advice both of them

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Specializes in LTC, SCI/TBI Rehab,RX Research, Psych.

Be the change you wish to see in the world. - Indira Gandhi

We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow men.-Herman Melville

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. -Indira Gandhi

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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

knowledge is power not ego

crap runs down hill

i feel like a mushroom, everybody keeps me in the dark and feeds me bull****

be kind someday you might want to make a withdrawal

time is money

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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

one from maxine:

if you insist on burning our flag then wrap yourself up in it first.

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Specializes in Policy, Emergency OR, Peds OR, CVOR.

He's about as put together as a soup sandwich.

He's dumb as a box a rocks.

He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

He's sweatin' like a wh*re in church.

He's as country as a cornflake.

He's as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs.

He's runnin' around like a chicken with the head cut off.

He'd argue with a fencepost.

He looks like he was rode hard and put up wet.

He's bleedin' like a stuck pig.

He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.

He couldn't fight his way out of a paper sack.

It's colder than a well-digger's butt.

It hit me like a sack of potatoes.

That dog don't hunt.

His mouth wrote a check his a** couldn't cash.

:rotfl:

Just because your children were born in the South does not make them Southerners. If the cat had kittens in the oven, it wouldn't make them biscuits.

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Specializes in MS/Tele/Urgent Care.

"god has a sense of humor. if you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people."

carlos mencia :roll

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Specializes in Med/Surg, ER and ICU!!!.

Heard this in Church today, and made me think!

Perserverence and consistancy are what is needed. Even the snail made it to the Ark!

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Specializes in Geriatrics, LTC.

[color=#007f00]the saying i have was found on my brother's refrigerator, he believed in this and actually led his life by it.

the soul is dyed the color of its thoughts.

think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the full light of day.

the content of your character is your choice.

day by day what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become.

your integrity is your destiny -- it is the light that guides your way.

heraclitus

submitted in the memory of scott e. wilson

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