Share Your Saying - page 14

i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like "i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles... Read More

  1. by   alphaetomega
    "life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that takes our breath away."

    hey that's mine thanks for appreciating it !
  2. by   alphaetomega
    OMG some of these are to dang funny I love the hallmark cards with Maxine on them....

    Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma

    Well aren't you the most adorable black hole of need

    I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce

    Don't let your mind wander it's to small to be let out on it's own

    Wipe your mouth there's still a tiny bit of BS around your lips ......
    and so many more ok gonna pee my pants if I keep reading these
  3. by   Jamesdotter
    These were profound statements I heard at my mother's knee or some such low joint.

    It's six of one and half a dozen of the other.

    It takes two to make a quarrel.

    No more, thank you. What I have now is a genteel sufficiency. Any more would be a copious redundancy.

    You're neither sugar nor salt, and won't melt.

    You're not the only pebble on the beach.

    Make yourself useful as well as ornamental.
  4. by   psalm
    Kindness doesn't cost any extra.

    How's it feel to want? (after a teen or husband says "I want...) ...said as humor
  5. by   DaFreak71
    Let them that don't want any have memories of getting none.

    If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got.

    Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

  6. by   Darlene K.
    Quote from trudlebug
    There is no vaccine against stupidity.

    If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.

    That is funny!

    The Silver Rule: "I do not do for others that which they can do for themselves"

    "Nobody ever won a war by dying for his country, he won it by
    making the other poor b*st*rd die for his." - General George S. Patton Jr.

    "If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"
  7. by   RNgonewild
    PACU: When in doubt, ship them out, if they're dead cover their head and if you're really scared, take break.

    Floor: Family members that hover around the desk: desk huggers.

    Geri Peri : first time mother, over 35

    Those who can do, those who can't, get the hell out of my way!
  8. by   Nightwatcher735
    Hope I'm not repeating anybody's submission, but here's mine:

    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
    Groucho Marx
  9. by   camay1221_RN
    Quote from HopeToBeANurseSoon
    dont let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya
    That is one of my very favorites!!!
  10. by   camay1221_RN
    I have a couple, origins unknown.

    "If it's not one thing, it's your mother."

    "If I wanted the opinion of an a**hole, I'd have farted."
  11. by   TYGGER
    I thought this was more about nursing sayings. We always used the saying "FIM" in the ICU for patients that were "rutsy" or pulling out tubes and getting out of bed, disoriented and combative. It means "Fart in a Mitten" I have no idea where is came from.
  12. by   mctina_20
    the greatest revenge is living well
  13. by   blkdawn
    The single most long term ingredient of success is not just the ability to start, but the ability to start again.