Share Your Saying - Page 14

Across the front of my shirt - Palpate this!

Here iis one I Liked.

He or she is so fat when they dance the band skips!^selah

Keep it going please.

Non illigitamus carborundum.

One of my all time favorites
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

and another
Morale must improve or the ritual beatings will begin
(they must've worked where I do!)

Well my family is from newfoundland and we say

constipated people dont give a ****!!!!

**Where are we going and why are we in this hand basket?**

Being that I work in a group home my favorite: When in doubt, send them out (i.e. pt not sure if ER is necessary.l.. )

If the patient is not a neonate, or has given birth to one 24-48 hrs previously, or in active labor with one, I am not interested in being the nurse"

Wise men speak because they have something to say, silly men speak because they have to say something.

Reminds me of another quote:

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Can't remember if that was Ben Franklin or Mark Twain....pretty sure it is Twain....