How to please a woman and a man

  1. how to please a impress a woman:

    compliment her,

    cuddle her,

    kiss her,

    caress her,

    love her,

    stroke her,

    tease her,

    comfort her,

    protect her,

    hug her,

    hold her,

    spend money on her,

    wine & dine her,

    buy things for her,

    dance with her,

    listen to her,

    care for her,

    stand by her,

    support her,

    go to the ends of the earth for her

    how to impress a man

    show up naked.

    bring beer.
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  2. 60 Comments

  3. by   e-nurse
    Yeah, that's about the long and the short of it.
  4. by   Rustyhammer
    Well,
    It wouldn't hurt to bring GOOD beer!
    -Russell
  5. by   live4today
    Originally posted by e-nurse
    Yeah, that's about the long and the short of it.
    :chuckle :roll :chuckle The stone cold truth, e-nurse! :chuckle
  6. by   911fltrn
    And women say it's hard to find a "Good Man"
  7. by   kids
    Gee...I'm a girl and I like all those girly things but I would be VERY impressed by a guy who showed up naked and brought beer.
  8. by   micro
    Originally posted by kids-r-fun
    Gee...I'm a girl and I like all those girly things but I would be VERY impressed by a guy who showed up naked and brought beer.
    and kid'r'fun.........
    I agree with you.....
    like why not...........
    better than a St. Bernard"

    but could the guy delivering mine please bring wine......
    chianti.........at least 1967 vintage......(yeah right, micro is a wine connoisieur)

    hehehehehehehehehehehe

    and why wouldn't you believe this........


    micro and out...............
  9. by   jayna
    Originally posted by Rustyhammer
    Well,
    It wouldn't hurt to bring GOOD beer!
    -Russell
    :chuckle
  10. by   jayna
    Originally posted by micro


    but could the guy delivering mine please bring wine......
    chianti.........at least 1967 vintage......(yeah right, micro is a wine connoisieur)

    hehehehehehehehehehehe

    and why wouldn't you believe this........


    micro and out...............

    WHAT ABOUT SNAKE WINE?:roll
  11. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Originally posted by kids-r-fun
    Gee...I'm a girl and I like all those girly things but I would be VERY impressed by a guy who showed up naked and brought beer.
    WELL SAID!

    Heather
  12. by   micro
    Originally posted by jayna

    WHAT ABOUT SNAKE WINE?:roll

    :kiss well, what about the guy?????
    micro is wicked in her thoughts........
    snake wine...........naked guy?
    oh, my

    lions, and tigers and bears, oh my





    must stop, moving out of the pg realm of this forum
  13. by   Peeps Mcarthur
    Gary Larson style cartoon(if I could draw) in my head after she mentioned snake wine.
    Caption:
    "Although sought after in any vintage, Snake wine is hard to find..........for "snake stomping" is a lost art and the skilled laborer talented enough to extract the reptiles rare jucies a dying breed.............No really, they're dying".

    :roll

    Ok.......I'll go back to the books.
  14. by   sandstormsdust
    well... maybe it's the mans job to do that to the girl... and if he does it right the first time she will show up naked and bring beer the next

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