Charting Bloopers

had a res come from the va hosp so him and his wife could be together. his wife was a real PITA and never liked to get outta bed and gave everyone a hard time.

the husbands dc summery stated:

this res wishes to be dc'ed to ltc to be with wife, as i have known this couple for a long time i do not recommend this move.

guess he's had several run ins with this lady LOL

We had computer charting where I used to work and I hit submit without reading my entry first. I am an OB nurse. It partially read " O2 remains on FOB at bedside. Report to oncoming sh*t. Forgot a comma before FOB and an "f" in the last word. Now it is on record forever :-I

How about this one......

pt has not passed urine post-op, MD notified of same. IDC remains insitu, patent and draining well.

And yes, the two sentences flowed one after the other in the chart.

Found in one of Docs order
"Transfer patient to ICU.
Run IV as fast as you can."

he, he, I hope IV is not the nurse.

I caught myself in time to correct this lil gem:

"Pt. is a/o X3, cooperative with care, pleasant, SOB."

Or this one, from a pt's H&P

"Pt also has heparin B"

I work in a busy surgical ICU and a FELLOW (5th year resident), ordered.... Tylenol 650mg IV q4-6hours prn.
I asked the doc, if he wanted me to titrate to fevers.
my co-workers still laugh at it today. I only wished I saved a copy of the actual order.

Had a patient the other day admitted with Internal Pneumonia........as opposed to external?

OMG I am laughing soooo hard, I have tears flowing down my cheeks!!! This was a much needed laugh!!!

these were great.....good to know you all have the warped sense of humor to survive in this profession!!! Keep 'em coming!!!