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Hello out there in Radioland, Babies! This is Dr. Johnny Fever on "Ask Dr. Fever"!

No, I'm not a real doctor and I didn't even play one on TV, but I'm here to answer all your medical questions!

Yes, it is against the TOS here on AN.com to give out medical advice, but I am not really going to give medical advice! Because...

This thread is for entertainment purposes only!

So, if you have a real medical question, seek advice from your personal professional caregiver!

Okay Babies! Let's take our first caller!

Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

Dr. Fever, if a woman changes to a man and then back to a woman again, is she remiss?

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Dr. Fever, if a woman changes to a man and then back to a woman again, is she remiss?

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Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

Dr. Fever, is it true that cannibals are always on the lookout for seasoned nurses?

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Dr. Fever, is it true that cannibals are always on the lookout for seasoned nurses?

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Specializes in critical care, ER,ICU, CVSURG, CCU.

Well, Dr a Fever, I received a request for "Rex" to provide additional best practice in Rx: LDN ...in teenagers.... Should we give him credit , above web.md?

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Should we give him credit?

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Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

Per the dictionary:

Rex1 | reks |

noun

the reigning king (used following a name or in the titles of lawsuits, e.g. Rex v. Jones: the Crown versus Jones).

So. The King does what he wants, eh?

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Specializes in critical care, ER,ICU, CVSURG, CCU.

I'm rolling on floor laughing

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
I'm rolling on floor laughing

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Specializes in critical care, ER,ICU, CVSURG, CCU.

It's all good, my den needed sweeping anyway

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
It's all good, my den needed sweeping anyway

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Specializes in Psych, Addictions, SOL (Student of Life).

Dr. Fever,

I am thinking of taking up boxing to relieve stress and burn calories - What do you think.

Hppy

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