Young, Thin, and Cute New Hires

The management at my place of employment recently hired a group of nurses who are all youngish, slim, and physically attractive as a response to declining patient satisfaction scores. Is the solution working? We can only wait and see. Nurses Relations Article

My workplace, a freestanding specialty hospital owned by a for-profit corporation that operates multiple facilities across the United States, has been having recent troubles with low Press Ganey patient satisfaction scores. This does not bode well in an era where patient satisfaction scores are tied to Medicare reimbursement rates.

Patients typically complain on the survey forms about random issues such as the food, the semiprivate rooms, their loud roommates, and the aloof manner of some of the physicians. Some mention that nursing staff failed to keep them informed. Once in a blue moon a patient comments that the hospital employs too many 'foreign nurses' or has staff who cannot 'speak English.' Whatever.

To combat the chronically low patient satisfaction scores, the managerial staff implemented a mix of interventions which they believed would make patients and families feel more 'cared for.' Hourly rounds, bedside rounding at the change of shift, more scripting, and more smiles have been put into action without much positive effect on the Press Ganey scores.

"What was management's next solution?" you're probably wondering. Administration announced they were hiring good people who were more friendly, skilled, positive, and indicated during their interviews that they actually wanted to care for patients. Well, the latest new hires have initiated more questions than answers.

Where do I start? They are all youngish, ranging from early 20s to early 30s. They are all fairly slim, nicely shaped, and physically attractive. The most experienced new hire has about six years of nursing experience, while the remaining nurses have anywhere from one to three years under their belts. The majority have no acute care experience and are learning certain procedural skills for the very first time: starting peripheral IV access, administering blood, performing wound care, operating feeding tube pumps, and so forth.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not an 'old nurse' who is 'eating the young.' I am 32 years old with seven years of experience, and I had no acute care experience prior to taking a job at this facility several years ago. The new hires all have good personalities and are seemingly pleasant to work with. In addition, we all must start somewhere.

However, they are not necessarily more skilled or more eager to care for patients like management said they would be. Several of these nurses remain seated at the nurses station while staring into a smart phone as call lights are ringing. A few walk into patient rooms without employing basic relational skills such as knocking, introducing themselves, or explaining what they are planning to do. I'm not complaining; I'm merely observing.

Here are my thoughts on this issue. Rather than hire a mix of highly experienced and relatively inexperienced nurses, the managerial staff opted to save on labor costs by hiring younger nurses with a certain attractive look that patients and families might find appealing. They hired no new grads because, I assume, they did not want to spend the staggering amount of money on 3-month orientation periods. They hired no one with 15, 20, 25, or 30+ years of experience because human resources would be forced to offer highly experienced nurses a significantly higher rate of pay per the wage grid. They hired no nurses who were badly overweight, gray-haired, or outwardly appeared to have health problems that would drive up insurance costs. To presumably get the most bang for their buck, most of the new hires have between one and three years of experience.

How is this experiment turning out? We shall wait and see.

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Even if it the industry were biased toward the young and beautiful, is that such a bad thing? It works this way in all walks of life. Getting bent out of shape over some people being prettier than you is somewhat petty. Everyone has their own specific flaws that they have to overcome. The young and beautiful applicant might have a personality defects that puts them a bigger disadvantage than the applicant who is a fugly dog. Worry about yourself.

Even when you aren't in your 20's anymore! you can still be bold and beautiful. ;).

Sarcasm or no, it should now be official. Epic thread.

At any rate I don't think OP was talking about these characteristics in isolation, but as possible applicant requirements.

But if this is the way it is, Well,"Will it be Goobers or Raisinettes?" ;)

If you are a guy, you may not appreciate being valued primarily for looks...that and the lower end of the payscale. When you initially get a lot of attention for appearance, it's fun at first, but from an intelligent female's perspective, it gets old. When you have to stand up and advocate for your patients, you want to slap down that whole, "There, there, Cutie" approach. Just saying...

Yes really...

Really what?

jesting...

Relax already, would ya.

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You delivered some sound advice. I also urge you to take your own advice and worry about yourself. I sincerely thank you for the comments you've contributed to this discussion, because without the input of certain touchy members, this thread would have never ballooned into a nearly 300-response epic.

My advice throughout the thread has been sound, and it really doesn't apply to me as this subject predominantly concerns women, not men. I care little about who gets hired as long as they are professional looking --not wearing globs of makeup, or dressing in wrinkled, stained scrubs, or being grossly obese, etc. If any of the above applies to you, then any touchiness you are perceiving may be projected. Just a thought.

In the mean time, I think the young and good looking generally are more deserving and capable.

I found this thread invigorating and I think it's a shame that due to the touchiness of posters like yourself, the moderators had to heavily edit the thread and censor the discussion (at your own begging, I presume). C'est la vie. No one wants a good discussion these days.

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RNdynamic, just wondering why you presume the young and good looking are more deserving and capable? Looks can be deceiving. While I would agree that you should be presentable AND that employers may also be unconxciously biased toward looks, good looking has far to do with the actual quality of their nursing care or aptitude for the work.

In the mean time, I think the young and good looking generally are more deserving and capable.

Wow. This is a day to remember - I am speechless.

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In the mean time, I think the young and good looking generally are more deserving and capable.

Guess this means that all imperfect nurses better step aside for all the young ones. Remind me never to need an inpatient stay if that happens.

I really wonder why you think young and good looking are more deserving and capable. What exactly do age and looks have to do with ability to do a competent job? I'd really like the links to studies showing that.

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I care little about who gets hired as long as they are professional looking --not wearing globs of makeup, or dressing in wrinkled, stained scrubs, or being grossly obese, etc. If any of the above applies to you, then any touchiness you are perceiving may be projected. Just a thought.
Nope, none of the above applies to me. :up:

In the mean time, I think the young and good looking generally are more deserving and capable.
You are certainly entitled to your opinion. Meanwhile, I suspect you're purposely throwing 'virtual' stones into the crowd to generate unfriendly responses from the membership when you made that statement about the young and good-looking.

I found this thread invigorating and I think it's a shame that due to the touchiness of posters like yourself, the moderators had to heavily edit the thread and censor the discussion (at your own begging, I presume).
Your presumption is totally incorrect. I didn't beg anyone to censor, edit, or delete anything. I'm a chooser, not a beggar.

C'est la vie. No one wants a good discussion these days.
Good-bye and be sure to enjoy the ride into the sunset. Members who drum up mean-spirited posts, unfriendly debate, baiting, personal attacks, name-calling, insults, and condescension are not really welcomed around here, anyway.
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Members who drum up mean-spirited posts, unfriendly debate, baiting, personal attacks, name-calling, insults, and condescension are not really welcomed around here, anyway.

:up: :up: :)

Don't forget we were all new nurses at one time. No one graduated with experience as a nurse. We all have to start somewhere. And yes, there is ageism in nursing. But I have no desire to return to bedside nursing. I am too old. Bedside nursing was very strenuous when I was a young nurse. So lets stop eating our young, embrace them and help them. They will be caring for us and our family.

That's so true. Unfortunately, you're not answering the PG survey when you are really sick and don't care. It's not until you're home and think back to what you actually remember about your stay, when you were feeling a bit better but still couldn't have the meal you wanted when you wanted it.

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As long as this 2 year old thread has been resurrected out of nowhere, yo Commuter......how are things going?

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Commuter......how are things going?
I am still working at the same place of employment and have seen several managerial changes. Now that we've got another CNO, most of the new hires have been 'older' and somewhat experienced, although not in our specialty.

All the youngish, attractive hires from several years ago stuck around less than a year before moving on. It's been the nurses in their 50s who seem to have the lowest employee turnover rates in our facility. The nurses in their 20s and early 30s seem to get six months to one year of experience before leaving for seemingly greener pastures.

I am weakly entertaining the idea of looking for another job due to a myriad of reasons.