1.) "I am very health conscious, and a bit of a germaphobe"
+ for cocaine.
2.) " I can't breathe, the nebs don't help, I'm allergic to steroids, because they made me swell"
Me: do you feel like your cant catch your...
You realize there are eggs in pancakes too right? Well, the recipes I have used do anyways.
I do realize that there are eggs in pancake batter. But there are pancake mixes that don't require you to add an egg, just water (whether or not the egg is already in the premade mix I have no idea, I hate pancakes. Don't eat them, don't make them). I'm guessing that the hospital food service isn't whipping together a from scratch pancake batter.
Do you use any substances not prescribed by your doctor? No
Your drug screen is positive for marijuana and meth/amphetamines. "My roommate smokes pot all the time, so that's why it showed up. I don't know what meth even is, it must be something that is positive when you take these meds I'm on" (med list contained opiates)