Nurses Relations
Published Feb 14, 2012
Just a bit ago the top three threads involved:
1.I have a DWI. Can I be a nurse?
2.I am stupid. Can I be a nurse?
3.If it takes me five times to pass NCLEX, Can I be nurse.
Not much left to add. Says it all.
Seas
519 Posts
Majority of my class including me failed this test! I am going to BON to report this instructor. Not fair!
Morainey, BSN, RN
831 Posts
GUYS I fell down the stairs and heard a crack and now there is a jagged white thing sticking out of my arm. Is this swine flu??!?!?!?!?!
:) for xkcd
JSJones,RN
26 Posts
I think it may be!! I grew up on a farm and have seen a lot of pigs with this same condition! lol
Bortaz, MSN, RN
2,628 Posts
No, I know what we can do. Every time we get called mean we all have to do a shot (booze)
RATTS! I messed up my last post! To be purrfect, it would all be in lowur case with no punctuashon just one long poorly written sentance
yo uno compassion English only, plz!
English only, plz!
PeepnBiscuitsRN
419 Posts
Here's some more- er, I mean moar:
So like i dunno what I wanna major in lol, and i always liked taking care of ppl so should i be a nurse or what? would i be a good nurse i liked to volunteer at the childrens hospital. maybe i can be a kids nurse?
Ok, so I got this job at a crappy hospital in a rural area. It's so small, I hate it and I only took it because they're paying my loans back but I'm a BSN, I can do so much better than this right? My instructors told us in school we can work wherever we want to. So I'm really looking for a new job at a hospital in the city, but I don't want to work on some stupid med-surg unit, I'm waiting for an opening in ICU and then I'm totally leaving this little dump lol! Advise pleeeeeease?
DREEEEEEEAAAMMMMMMM!!! Everyone on TV gets their dream! I just have to try really hard accompanied by a montage of me in nursing school with really bad music sung by a woman who does that thing with her voice where it goOOOWWOOOOHHHHWOHHEEESSSSYEH YEH YEH YEHaaaaahoooooo.
OMG!!! Where I work, I heard a patient call a MEDICAL ASSISTANT a NURSE and the nurse didn't IMMEDIATELY CORRECT THE PATIENT!!!!! Should I call BON and have her arrested?!?!?!!
Oh, and:
I'm in my first semester of my BSN, after I graduate I can't decide if I work in the ED or the ICU?
Because, ya know, as a new grad those jobs are super attainable IN THIS ECONOMY.
DixieRedHead, ASN, RN
638 Posts
I have a cleft in my chin and a tattoo of butt cheeks over it. I also had my bottom lip pierced to simulate the well............er...........um, you know (can't say that word). No body will give me a job. Can you help me?
njmomstudent
135 Posts
it starts off with the op saying some story about how they went through school with a 4.0 with 13 kids, 7 jobs, no husband/wife while trying to destroy the one ring.
omg i love it!!! Hahhahahahahaha!
OMG this stuff is hilarious!! Love you guys!!
Hygiene Queen
2,232 Posts
That got even funnier when someone addressed Ruby as Ruby Bee. Woof and Ruby Bee. New animated series. They bark and sting. They offend!