Q. "Are you gay?"
A. "Are you interested?"
Q. "Why didn't you go to med school?"
A. "I couldn't find enough cans on the side of the road to pay the application fee."
Q. "Why did you become a male nurse?"
A. "I couldn't afford the sex change."
Q. "Lot's of (insert derogatory word here) here, so how many do you hook up with?"
A. "You just asked me if I was gay..." OR
"None, I want to live."
Q. "What do your family/friends/SO think of you being a nurse?"
A. "What do yours think of you being a dumba**?"
Q. "How much do you make? Do you make more than the women?"
A. "Just enough to pay my student loans. And I hope not, I want to live."
Q. "So how much drama do you have to put up with?"
A. "I stay away as much as I can. I want to live."
Q. "Doesn't it suck having to be a human forklift?"
A. "I save money from not needing a gym." OR
"I get to make cool 'beep' sounds when I back up."
Q. "I can't stand blood/urine/puke/mucus how do you do it?"
A. "Are you kidding me, I love to fingerpaint!"
Q. "What about the smells?"
A. "Dude, you don't use deodorant, did you really just ask me that?"
I am sure I can think up others, but feel free to add...