My instructor said...

  1. 9 Every once in a while something hilarious is said by the instructor ... something memorable is said by the preceptor ... these are things that you will never forget. For today's task, I want you to finish the following line ... please feel free to add multiple entries.

    My instructor (or preceptor) said...



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    About Brian, ADN

    Brian has '18+' year(s) of experience and specializes in 'CCU, Geriatrics, Critical Care, Tele'. From 'Minnesota'; Joined Mar '98; Posts: 15,299; Likes: 16,275.

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  3. Visit  healthcare4life profile page
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    "I'm more of a back door girl than a front door girl."

    "Make sure to flush out the bacteria after you have sex."

    Both were said by the same female clinical instructor... o_o
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    Quote from healthcare4life
    "I'm more of a back door girl than a front door girl."

    "Make sure to flush out the bacteria after you have sex."

    Both were said by the same female clinical instructor... o_o
    Oh . . my . . gosh . . . .

    One thing I always remember is never put dirty linens/gowns on the floor as you simply transfer germs to the floor. Have a linen cart in the room with you if you have to change a bed or a gown.

    It's gonna take awhile to get those images out of my head heathcare4life . . . . . .
  5. Visit  HappyWife77 profile page
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    If it wasn't documented, it wasn't done!! C.Y.A. people!!!
    LoriBSN2b and FurBabyMom like this.
  6. Visit  MsPebbles profile page
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    "A bowel movement is an elderly person's orgasm."
    Camillec22, o0fefe0o, Nurse Leigh, and 8 others like this.
  7. Visit  That Guy profile page
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    "Its easier to make a hole than a pole" In reference to gender reassignment surgery
  8. Visit  tigerRN2013 profile page
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    "You're killing me......I'm going to shoot you"
    HappyWife77 likes this.
  9. Visit  Spidey's mom profile page
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    Quote from MsPebbles
    "A bowel movement is an elderly person's orgasm."
    Read Gulp by Mary Roach . . . . . Chapter 11.
    Last edit by Spidey's mom on Oct 29, '13
  10. Visit  bebbercorn profile page
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    When everyone was flustered about mastering IV/Foley/other nursing skills...

    "I can teach a monkey to do that stuff... what I need is for you all to be critical thinkers so you don't get out there and kill everybody."
  11. Visit  prmenrs profile page
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    Once you've been in practice for a few years, things you thought were set in stone because your instructor said so may no longer be "evidence based practice". It's ok to learn new things and change your behavior!


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