Nursing Students General Students
Published Dec 18, 2002
betts
667 Posts
Memo to all students: In order to assure the highest levels
of quality work and productivity from students, it will be
our policy to keep all students well taught through our
program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).
We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any other
schools.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of
S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will
immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list and our
lecturers are especially skilled at seeing you get all the
S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Students who don't know S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, as they are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching
others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING
LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
For students who are attending to pursue a carrier in management and consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL
RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course
emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING; SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.)
Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
Motivated, SN
93 Posts
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I love it!!!
Gator,SN
738 Posts
Didn't you hear...?? I got an A+ in S.H.I.T.
emily_mom
1,024 Posts
I am queen of S.H.I.T.!!!
Kristy
RNIAM, BSN, RN
1,214 Posts
LOL that is so funny.i have this terrible urg to pin this up on our bb at school...I am so bad!
Peeps Mcarthur
1,018 Posts
Oh........S.H.I.T.!:roll
I especially like the developmental program acronym.
That expresses the look of angst perfectly.
ava'smomRN
703 Posts
FUNNY
studentNY
99 Posts
Thanks for the laugh:rotfl: !!!
Nurse-o-Matic
151 Posts
Hmmmm.....Wonder how much S.H.I.T. I'd be in if I posted this in the nursing center???
shel_wny
336 Posts
Haha! That's great! :)
fnimat1
727 Posts
LOLOLOL....now that was funny.
Fatima
Altra, BSN, RN
6,255 Posts
StudentNY gets a gold star for resurrecting this one ... :rotfl: