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- Jul 24 by Mandychelle79When my dd loses control of her ADHD and says I know I know Im perseverating again.
Or my son knows that my response to injury is any blood, any bones, no go back and play
Or when husband complains about job and I reply- bad day for me means a death, an aggressive pt fighting with us, or the new one having to go nose to crotch with someone I dont want to hear about it
- Jul 24 by S.G.I became a nurse after watching my mother as a nurse. I decided she'd been a nurse too long when I was writing a paper for school. I asked her another word for "rash". She replied with "dermatitis?" I was looking for the word "impulsive". I still tease her about it!
- Jul 24 by HouTxWhen you don't realize what actually happened until the cop (investigating report of neighborhood flasher) asks you "so, did you see Mr. standing in front of his window naked or not?" - and it dawns on you that you are just so accustomed to seeing naked people that it didn't even seem out of the ordinary.
- Jul 24 by mymisseemooI know I have been a nurse too long... when working out at the gym this morning, I noticed an older gentleman doing straight legged situps. After completing about 5 he laid down and didn't move. I paused my workout and looked for chest rise and fall. I though t I was going to have to start CPR on him and was wondering where the AED was located.
- Jul 24 by KencanwinQuote from MessyMommaLMAO that was a good one.But I know that I've been a nurse too long and it's rubbed off on my son---at a recent family gathering the kids were playong outside. Soon I hear dramatic sobbing from the backyard with calls of "Mom! Mom!" I race to the scene and see my son standing near his cousin, the victim. As I assess the situation I see a scraped shin, oozing a bit. I calm the "victim" and start to tell him that I'll take him inside and clean it up. My son pipes up and says, "Look, Cousin, it's just an abrasion. We'll wash it and apply some triple antibiotic cream and put a gauze pad on it. You'll be fine. But make sure you watch it to make sure it doesn't get infected."
Cousin gets fixed up and the play resumes. I later hear Cousin say something about "going to the doctor" to get his "leg checked out". Boy then says very matter-of-factly, "You don't need a doctor. My mom checked you and nurses know more than doctors". ****Crap, I gotta stop talking about work in front of him!
Guess my boy's been paying attention all this time!