You know you've been a nurse too long when...

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You know you've been a nurse too long when you can't enjoy a movie because of the half minute of CPR compressions only being given at about 50 per minute, with bent arms and there's a flat line on the monitor DURING the compressions. Oh, and it's the obstetrician doing the compressions.

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You too? It's one of the first things I notice on people.

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I was going to post the same thing about looking for the AED. My husband hates going to public places with me because I diagnose everyone.

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When your husband has to stop you in the middle of a story at the dinner table with his family because his father was going pale at the mention of blood and BMs. You forget, not everyone can handle the gory stories we share at work over meals.

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