You know you've been a nurse for too long when..........

Nurses General Nursing

Published

My first thought last night when I got my patient's blood all over my scrubs was, bugger, I am going to have to do my laundry tonight now, instead of tomorrow. No consideration of how awful it looked, or that I should really change, just having to do my laundry at midnight.

We had an inservice about patients who are ejected from motor vehicles and the educator showed a particularly horrific ejection video. I was saying to the person sitting next to me, "is that limp bizkit?", the music in the video was familiar. The educator says to me later, "I show something like that and your mind is immediately at what music is playing"?. Um, yeah.

My neighbours' daughter came over unannounced with her boyfriend the other (friday) night, she is 19, tearful and anxious and telling me about her belly pain and some urinary/lady partsl symptoms. I ask her, in front of her boyfriend (with her permission) whether she showers or goes to the toilet straight after sex, about her menstrual cycles, what pill she is on, when was her last smear, any smelly discharge and so on. I tell her on numerous occasions that I am NOT a doctor, which doesn't seem to sink in. Ultimately, 2 hours later after mum has arrived and basic vital signs have been taken, belly palpated, over the counter painkillers and urinary alkalisers administered, she decides to go to the doctor tomorrow and not go to the ED. Incidentally, suspected UTI confirmed the next day by GP. I remember saying to her, you have to ask yourself, is this an emergency?. The whole time she was here I was thinking, I just want to finish painting my bloody loungeroom and clean up! Is that wrong?

I often think about how my thought patterns and attitudes about things have changed over the years, my responses to situations. The funny thing is, I am particularly sensitive and emotional, I'm a crier. Maybe now I just know that I have seen enough to know that I will never see it all. What are your stories?.

When your kids know more medical terms then the average person and they are under the age of 5;)

My daughter told her kindergarten teacher that she was having a baby brother soon, and she said " They can tell its a boy because it doesnt have a uterus"

Specializes in Trauma, Teaching.

Your 7 year old matter of factly tells people, "if its bleeding put pressure on it, otherwise get an ice pack"

Specializes in LTC, Hospice, Case Management.

When I remember the days when standard bedtime care in LTC meant restraining 75% of the residents. Those that had "bedsores" had heatlamp treatments. Anyone else remember putting someone on their side and running 2 ft of tape from a butt cheek to a siderails to keep the bottom spread open to allow the heat to actually get to the area. It all sounds so brutal now but it was perfectly normal back then.

My 2 teenagers always tell their friends that they had to be 1/2 dead before they ever went to the Dr. "No matter how sick we got it never seemed to impress Mom". (PS: At least they grew up to be tough kids and not ninnies over every little thing :yawn:)

Specializes in Adult health, Surgery.

i've been a nurse for 30 years....an OR nurse for 24....'one of the girls' for 30 years....nothing phases us much, unless it's one of your own...about 5 years ago, a bunch of us were eating lunch in the cafeteria (it was a slow day, otherwise no cafeteria..not lol), having our usual 'conversation', when we noticed ALL the patrons at the tables around us had moved to other tables...didn't realize that we 'grossed out' everyone around us, talking shop....oh well

Specializes in LTC, Wound Care.
Hello.

Well, I cannot say that I am a nurse, just yet.. In fact, I am still a high school student, fresh out of Health Sciences class.

I hoped to share a moment of spending a week with two nurses. (I am a HOSA member who had made her way to the National Competition which was held in Orlando.) I was with my very encouraging and excellent Health Sciences teacher (RN-BSN) and the mother of a fellow student (LPN). With it being Orlando, we were on the bus heading to the convention center (front seats). I looked over to the two nurses and said:

-"I like how nurses get to see all the blood-and everything." (at the spur of the moment, it wasn't very well said, haha.)

-The LPN held up her fist, and turned it in a swivel motion: "Well, wait until you get a patient with a decubitus ulcer that you can fit your fist into."

-With furrowed eyebrows, the bus driver looked at us through the rear-view mirror: "Um-I'm going to change the subject now."

And here is a section that could maybe become- You know you're a nurse candidate when...

-When I watch 'Monsters Inside Me' I crave spaghetti.

-One time, on my laptop, I came upon a video of a surgical procedure where a cyst was being removed from around a woman's uterus.. My cousin sits down next to me, just happens to glance over, and then says: "What...is that?" ... "The bursting and removal of an inflated cyst." .. "How are you watching that while eating...?.. I can't even look."

-I was showing my friends my Health Sciences book.. We came across a chemical burn that had left the man's leg almost unreognizable: skin nonexistant; fat, muscle, and bone in a almost liquid mingle.

"Oh my god." .. "What happened?"

Me: "Chemical burn.. It's kind of pretty.. like art."

Hope you enjoyed. ^w^

You should consider going in to wound care!

I had just finished pumping gas and saw a CNA I had worked with a week ago, on the next pump. She said, "oh, I gotta show you something!" She flipped up her t shirt in front of God and every body and asked, "is that a heat rash? How do I treat it?". I proceeded to explain tx to her for a heat rash. Later I considered the exam room choice.

Specializes in Peds Medical Floor.
I had just finished pumping gas and saw a CNA I had worked with a week ago, on the next pump. She said, "oh, I gotta show you something!" She flipped up her t shirt in front of God and every body and asked, "is that a heat rash? How do I treat it?". I proceeded to explain tx to her for a heat rash. Later I considered the exam room choice.

I once had a coworker pull me into the med room. She lifted her shirt up, grabbed my hand, and put it on her boob! She had found a lump and thought she had breast cancer. She was too freaked out to ask me before kinda forcing me to feel it lol. There was a lump, but thankfully it wasn't cancer.

Maybe that kind of stuff is where all the sexy nurse stuff comes from lol.

When I take my children to the doctor and I start off with SBAR and the doctor tells me "so you want this for this patient? Ok, do you have that writen for me to sign?":coollook:

My mom died in 0ctober 2011, i loved her very much , she was my #1 fan. Of all the women I have known in my life (I am male), she was the sweetest, kindest and most caring and not just to me but to everyone. She did not have a mean bone in her body, anyone who met her loved her. People often thought she was too good to be true. She suffered pancreatic cancer and luckily for her it did not torture her for very long. I still have'nt cried one tear for her. I attribute this to being a nurse and knowing that death is a part of life. I miss her very much and often wish I could cry for her, I guess I just feel I was lucky enough to have for 53 years. I have been an RN for two years with pediatric ICU, Hospice, Psychiatric hospital care and nursing home care experience. I guess it only took two years to make me emotionally as tough as nails. I don't think I have been a nurse to long because I care very much for my patients but I wonder if I would have cried for my mom had I not been a nurse, hows that for a story.

you might seek counselling. I have never had any problem keeping my job separte from my personal life

My kids: Mom, my stomach hurts" "Really? Have you gone to the bathroom? Because if you have not gone to the bathroom, that is why your stomach probably hurts".....

"Mom, I have a headache (sore throat, stuffy nose, etc) "Really? Take a shower, you will be FINE."

@rtg502, "gang green", you can't be a nurse, really , you have given yourself away. Nice try though , thanks for playing.

Gangrene is a serious and potentially life-threatening condition that arises when a considerable mass of body tissue dies (necrosis

+ Add a Comment