Faking It

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the best, the worst......what's your experience with pt's faking illneses etc?......seems lately at my ER, seizures seem to be the malady of choice.....l have decided to earn my retirement writing a book on how to fake a realistic seizure......the do's and don'ts....the other evening we had a chick having a "seizure".....full body, but she could talk and make eye contact....hmmm, AND....when l triaged her and asked her if she was having any pain, she said "yes, my chest where the nurse pinched me yesterday"....uh, yeah....she was in the day before with the same c/o. One time, we even cured a sz with a miricale drug called sodium nacl....(pronounced: so-de-um na-kel)..........

tips:

1 do not make eye contact

2 do hit your self in the face with your arm when it is dropped on your face.

3. do not tear up when the amonia cap is broken

4 do piss yourself

5. puking is always effective

ok, that's all l can come up with for now, and l am bored of war talk.....please help me earn my retirement;)

:chuckle Too Funny!!! :chuckle

Not quite on topic, but it's quite a story:

Close friend of mine, RN of many years pediatric experience, ends up taking a fragile looking child to the on-floor nurses room with her to lunch as he looked so sad as his mommy needed to leave the hospital for a while. Two-year-old is on TPN, with nothing by mouth related to long history of vomiting, no real Dx yet.

During her lunch, the kid grabs a cracker and wolfs it down. My friend is alarmed - she's broken all the rules. (However, I'd trust her instincts over rules most days). Kid is smiling, asking for more. She's going off to confess, when suspicion strikes.

To cut the story short, ipecac found in mother's bag after mother covertly observed to take something from her bag and give it to the child. Mother taken off by law enforcement, screaming at my friend. Kid now in foster care; huge legal trauma for my friend who started the (correct) procedure for dealing with such an incident.

Horrible incident, but the RN probably saved the kid's life long term, and certainly his health. Took it's toll on my friend.

Not sure if Munchausen by proxy - as this is officially called - is really a law enforcement matter. Seems to me the mother needs a psyche consult more than anything.

Years ago, when I was new to the ER in our little community hospital, a patient came in via husbands truck having a "full blown granmal seizure". Took four nurses to get her out of the truck and when we laid her on the gurney she kicked me in the chest. I wasn't too upset, seeing as she was having a seizure. I called the doc on call and told him who and what it was and he said "she's faking". I said, "no she's not". He said, "yes she is". I said "she better not be, she kicked me in the chest". He then laughed and said "she also always has head lice when she comes in". OMG, she was throwing her head all over us during her "seizure activity". Doc comes in, makes big deal out of giving her this new miracle drug for seizures that stops them immediately but that it burns a bit, He personally gives her an injection of normal saline in the old gluteal and she immediately stops seizure. She was faking. I was mad. She could have really hurt me when she kicked me and what about our back getting her "seizing" body out of that truck.

Regarding RSD:

I'm not being callous. We treat this all the time, and treat all cases as though they are real, even when the pain is the only symptom and even when the pain is only evident when we start talking about sending the child back to school or something like that.

We do, however, have kdis who have made a life out of being comfortably ensconsed in the hospital.

Originally posted by JNJ

Not quite on topic, but it's quite a story:

Close friend of mine, RN of many years pediatric experience, ends up taking a fragile looking child to the on-floor nurses room with her to lunch as he looked so sad as his mommy needed to leave the hospital for a while. Two-year-old is on TPN, with nothing by mouth related to long history of vomiting, no real Dx yet.

During her lunch, the kid grabs a cracker and wolfs it down. My friend is alarmed - she's broken all the rules. (However, I'd trust her instincts over rules most days). Kid is smiling, asking for more. She's going off to confess, when suspicion strikes.

To cut the story short, ipecac found in mother's bag after mother covertly observed to take something from her bag and give it to the child. Mother taken off by law enforcement, screaming at my friend. Kid now in foster care; huge legal trauma for my friend who started the (correct) procedure for dealing with such an incident.

Horrible incident, but the RN probably saved the kid's life long term, and certainly his health. Took it's toll on my friend.

Not sure if Munchausen by proxy - as this is officially called - is really a law enforcement matter. Seems to me the mother needs a psyche consult more than anything.

JNJ...this brings back terrible memories for me...yrs ago l worked in a ped office....when l started the kid was about 18 mos old.....he had "problems"....ALL the time....ended up with a g/tube....and ended up coding at childrens hosp.....didn't make it..he was a couple of months shy of his 3d birthday when he died....autopsy showed ipicac poisening....GAWD, some of the posters that are worried about nurses being judgemental need to understand that we have seen so much of this kind of crap it is truely sickening.....and JNJ...you are right....it is Munchausen by proxy..............LR

Originally posted by 3rdShiftGuy

I know you are talking tongue in cheek as only nurses do, especially ER nurses.

But people of "fake" seizures actually have an illness. Perhaps not "seizures". But they don't necessarily consciously say "Gee, I think I'll go to the ER and fake a seizure".

I disagree somewhat with this statement....Many really DO intentionally arrive at ER with just this purpose.....sometimes they want to get at someone who has been perceived to have done them some kind of injustice or some may be Munchausen's....some want the ativan and valium......all different kinds of reasons......there is an element of your thoughts that l agree with though.....they are sick and there are some who truely believe they are having sz(few though).....you just have to be there though....I think its hard to relay your observations to someone who is not accustomed to and submitted to these conditions day after day without sounding harsh.......I really can't explain it........ you do develope a sixth sense sort of, But l believe good nurses know to question these feelings and look for anything that would prove otherwise, sometimes things are as obvious as the nose on your face and sometimes more subtle and always best to err on the side of caution always.......and BTW, the repeat offenders have RARELY f/u with pmd.....they save their performances for the ER............LR

Our repeat seizure offender was after IV Valium and Ativan. And I would say yeah he did say I think I'll call 911 and go to the ER and fake a seizure for my nightly high. When we wouldn't give him any meds and would just watch him preform, he would eventually get off the stretcher and walk out AMA.

Specializes in Med-Surg, Trauma, Ortho, Neuro, Cardiac.
Originally posted by l.rae

I disagree somewhat with this statement....Many really DO intentionally arrive at ER with just this purpose.....sometimes they want to get at someone who has been perceived to have done them some kind of injustice or some may be Munchausen's....some want the ativan and valium......all different kinds of reasons......there is an element of your thoughts that l agree with though.....they are sick and there are some who truely believe they are having sz(few though).....you just have to be there though....I think its hard to relay your observations to someone who is not accustomed to and submitted to these conditions day after day without sounding harsh.......I really can't explain it........ you do develope a sixth sense sort of, But l believe good nurses know to question these feelings and look for anything that would prove otherwise, sometimes things are as obvious as the nose on your face and sometimes more subtle and always best to err on the side of caution always.......and BTW, the repeat offenders have RARELY f/u with pmd.....they save their performances for the ER............LR

O.K. I think though nurses and MDs are often unaware that there is definately a difference between "psuedoseizure" disorder and drug seeking, or attention seeking.

My expereince is in neuro, only with the patients the ER admits, so I don't see it on a day to day basis, in that respect. So I can't say most of the people who come to the ER consciously make the decision to get drugs and fake a seizure, (obviously you can and do, so it's not my place to agrue that point.)

But like the nurse above who said they got a good laugh at the patient, after the laughter realize the patient is still ill.

Specializes in medical oncology and outpatient surgery.
Originally posted by regnursein99

We used to have this frequent flier w numerous admits w CHF. However he would often fake it or c/o other things while admitted in order to stay in the hospital where he got "great food" (his words).

We once found him laying on the floor in his room, rolling around and jerking. (He weighed over 350#...this was a real sight) A verteran RN on our floor had dealt w him many times and just yelled, "LOU! LOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!!" He honestly STOPPED the "seizure" looked up and said, "I am having a seizure!" and promptly started flipping around on the floor again! :roll

:chuckle :rotfl: what a sight that must have been!!!

We have a guy known as "Jimmy the fish". He goes into a bar, runs up a tab, and then fakes a seizure when it's time to cash out flops around like a fish all over the place, they call 911 and the paramedics take him to the hospital.... then he doesn't have to pay his tab! Haven't seen or heard of him lately, not since the last paramedic told him he was in "heart failure, and they were going to "shock" him..!!!! He immediately got up, and left!!

Specializes in Home Health.

3rd shift guy, not to be a snot, but maybe you haven't seen this so much b/c our dear ER colleagues have already triaged or treated and streeted the fakers w all their assundry miraculous cures that I am learning about tonight.

I did ICU for many years and I have to say I have NEVER seen a seizure faler admitted to ICU, so too alt ER nurses.... I bow to your humble wisdom!!! You guys do a great job.

I have rarely ever even considered thinking of a pt as "faking" something...until I was doing worker's comp. You may ask WHY would someone WANT to have surgery when they have been told by 3 speacilaists that they don't need it?? Well, some people I learned, will do anything not to have to work. Some of the things I saw from the fakers almost turned me off of nursing completely!

L Rae, I want a copy of the book too.

We had a pregnant girl who faked blindness!!! I guess she thought we'd deliver her for it. When her mom came, she was miraculously cured.

Have had many pseudoseizure pts... when they're pregnant you have to really take it seriously...I guess they are mag addicts??

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