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  1. by   ScarlettRN
    how about 5 H enemas--- high hot helluvalot and hold it till it hurts
  2. by   kevro1013
    Thats nice, I'll add 2 h's to mine-thanks!
  3. by   redshiloh
    Ever had a doc order milk and molasses enemas? That smell, accompanied by the smell of success sure ruined my appetite for ginger snap cookies!
    Stuff works though.
  4. by   VivaLasViejas
    In one LTC facility where I worked, we had a resident who finally moved her bowels after a week or so of FOS status. The CNA who "caught" the BM in a commode pot was laughing so hard she could barely stand up as she showed me a massive stool in the exact shape of an exclamation point. I mean, the "point" alone was the size of a softball. But the funniest part was when the resident herself took a look at it and said, "Well, I guess that gives new meaning to the term 's*** fit'!"
  5. by   Marie_LPN, RN
    Typically we say (quietly of course) pt.s engine jammed in neutral/park, Uhaul has not left the driveway, stuck in traffic,

    A "code brown" (not a real code obviously) means get the mop, bucket, disinfectant, cleaning rags, total bed linen, gown(s), socks, and new wound dressing materials. That means somoene's enema was VERY successful.
  6. by   healingtouchRN
    I love the chocolate hostage thing!

    "Backdoor Birthing of a small brown child"....( no offense, but some have looked almost human)!

    Code Brown for sure!

    :roll
  7. by   tattooednursie
    OMG!!!!!!!!! Releasing the chocolate hostage!
    I'll have to share that one!

    BTW. There is a Code Brown team! there called CNA's. (not bashing aides). Because some of us practically run when we here about some one doing a neandrathal painting on the wall.
  8. by   Marie_LPN, RN
    oh yes how could i forget BMMIA (we say it BeeMmeeya). Bowel Movement Missing In Action.
  9. by   healingtouchRN
    don't have CNA's or PCT's in my unit. Need them though. Silly to have RN's only to do what some one else could do. Please don't think I am prima donna, I did 5 years as a CNA & part of that in home health, where there is often NO help & part of it in the VA system, where I had NO help.

    I now do it in my unit where the if often NO help because we are all so busy, you just get busy & wipe booty by yourself....they will poop again soon eventually!!!
  10. by   Marie_LPN, RN
    Originally posted by FutureRN_Mandi
    OMG!!!!!!!!! Releasing the chocolate hostage!
    I'll have to share that one!

    BTW. There is a Code Brown team! there called CNA's. (not bashing aides). Because some of us practically run when we here about some one doing a neandrathal painting on the wall.

    I'm a CNA right now, someone runs away i call them back. Why should they miss out on all the fun. lol

    About 'painting' all I can say is thank the LORD our rooms don't have curtains or are close to walls!!!!!
  11. by   rebel_red
    Fred, I like to call em Fred no specific reason...


    Tres
  12. by   MtnMan
    One of the docs tells folks they've got an FSS (fart stuck sideways) jamming up their works and then gleefully sends them home with a bottle of Mag Citrate to dirty their own bathroom walls. We love this doc.
  13. by   CEN35
    can't beleive this thread is still going?



    me

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