How many names do you have for constipation?

Specialties Emergency

Published

clogged

draino killer

full chute

nova

fos

brown eyes

no go

me :)

Fred, I like to call em Fred no specific reason...

Tres

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One of the docs tells folks they've got an FSS (fart stuck sideways) jamming up their works and then gleefully sends them home with a bottle of Mag Citrate to dirty their own bathroom walls. We love this doc.

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Specializes in ER, PACU, OR.

can't beleive this thread is still going?

:)

me

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Specializes in Cardiolgy.

I heard BFBB today!

Back Firing Bed Blocker!

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Originally posted by Aprinox

I just heard someone refer to defecation as "releasing a chocolate hostage"

lmaoooooo...toooo funny:roll

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Constipation terms:

log jam

plugged

traffic jam

clogged pipes

stuck in neutral

Houston, we have a problem

End result of an enema/suppository:

"we've struck oil!"

Fart or poop that is painful:

square peg coming out of a round hole

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Specializes in ER,ICU,L+D,OR.

some of these are hilarious

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