Christmas Songs For The Psychiatrically Challenged
- 0Dec 4, '06 by lozza81Thought you may get a kick out of these....
Schizophrenia – Do you hear what I hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder – We three kings disoriented are
Amnesia – I don’t know if I’ll be home for Christmas
Narcissistic – Hark, the herald angels sing about me
Manic – Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and office and town and cars and buses and trucks and trees and fire hydrants and . . .
Paranoid – Santa Claus is coming to get me
Borderline Personality Disorder – Thoughts of roasting on an open fire
Personality Disorder – You better watch out, I’m gonna cry, I’m gonna pout, maybe I’ll tell you why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder – Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells . . .
Agoraphobia – I heard the bells on Christmas Day but wouldn’t leave my house
Autistic – Jingle Bell Rock and rock and rock and rock . . .
Senile Dementia – Walking in a winter wonderland miles from my house in my slippers and robe
Oppositional Defiant Disorder – I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus so I burned down the house
Social Anxiety Disorder – Have yourself a merry little Christmas while I sit here and hyperventilate
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- 0Dec 4, '06 by chadashI am very pro-humor. We have had lots of sad disorders and health problems in our family, and have found humor a great way to deal with them. It is healthy to laugh at ourselves, not take it all too seriously.
The only one I had discomfort with was the autism one. Not sure why, but maybe it was sort of the retarded joke kind of thing. The others seemed more academic: more a play on the definition of the disorder. The autism one was more descriptive...
No harm meant I am sure.
My personal favorite was :Oppositional Defiant Disorder – I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus so I burned down the house.
Call me twisted.Last edit by chadash on Dec 4, '06