Thought you may get a kick out of these....
Schizophrenia - Do you hear what I hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder - We three kings disoriented are
Amnesia - I don't know if I'll be home for Christmas
Narcissistic - Hark, the herald angels sing about me
Manic - Deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and office and town and cars and buses and trucks and trees and fire hydrants and . . .
Paranoid - Santa Claus is coming to get me
Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of roasting on an open fire
Personality Disorder - You better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell you why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells . . .
Agoraphobia - I heard the bells on Christmas Day but wouldn't leave my house
Autistic - Jingle Bell Rock and rock and rock and rock . . .
Senile Dementia - Walking in a winter wonderland miles from my house in my slippers and robe
Oppositional Defiant Disorder - I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus so I burned down the house
Social Anxiety Disorder - Have yourself a merry little Christmas while I sit here and hyperventilate
I am very pro-humor. We have had lots of sad disorders and health problems in our family, and have found humor a great way to deal with them. It is healthy to laugh at ourselves, not take it all too seriously.
The only one I had discomfort with was the autism one. Not sure why, but maybe it was sort of the retarded joke kind of thing. The others seemed more academic: more a play on the definition of the disorder. The autism one was more descriptive...
No harm meant I am sure.
My personal favorite was :Oppositional Defiant Disorder – I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus so I burned down the house.
Call me twisted.
Last edit by chadash on Dec 4, '06