Camp Nickname for GS Nurse (silly)

Ok...just for sheer entertainment...( I warned you, this is some silly stuff)

I'll be working at a Girl Scout camp this summer, where every staff member has a camp nickname (to protect their privacy and just for fun). In the past I've had friends with names that reflected their personality: Mac (who liked Mac computers), Peanut (had a nut allergy), Shamrock (was Irish), and Sponge (loved Sponge-Bob). I've had friends named Kool-Aid, Moose, Squirrel, Rocky, Fudge, Chugs, Bug, Treasure, Daisy...you name it.

NOW I'm looking for a nickname that relates to my role as camp nurse. So far my ideas are pretty lame. Any ideas would be appreciated. Yes I realize this is a silly thread but it'll help!

Here are my ideas:

Siren
Ace (bandage) ha!
Band-aid
Tweezer
Crutch
Crash
Phoenix
Wren (get it, RN, wren?)

So if you are feeling creative (or silly or dumb) just leave your ideas. I'm running low!