Win CASH! 12th Nursing Caption Contest - $100 - page 3

Win $100! Participate in our 12th Caption Contest. Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 ... Read More

  1. by   cardiacrocks
    I clicked my heels together and this is where I landed. That's the last time I ever listen to Dorthy.
  2. by   jh07418
    No matter how hard you try to leave it all at work, your a nurse every holiday.
    PS. none knows you stuffed a decubitus the day before you stuffed that turkey.
  3. by   jadelpn
    Nurse theraputic communication:
    "Now stop it you two!! Or so help me God one more word and we will get right back on the Mayflower and go home."
  4. by   michigansapphire
    "Now, what cultural needs should I know about to help me care for you?"
  5. by   Kcorder4
    Oh goodness...I've seen so many characters walk in and out of the ER I work at, but this? Really?
  6. by   T-Bird78
    Hope you washed your hands before eating!!
  7. by   jadelpn
    The translator is on their way......
  8. by   BostonTerrierLoverRN
    So glad to see a man stop to ask directions !
  9. by   TopazLover
    I have been asked to discuss the nutrition in your roasted corn.
  10. by   didi768
    Now listen up you two. One of you killed the 4 men in Benghazi and are now having sex with General Petrais. You've got exactly 2 minutes to spill the beans or I tell Obama and your wives.
  11. by   joshsc
    You did WHAT with a corn cob?
  12. by   FranEMTnurse
    Now, Mischief - a - lot, apologize to the palefaced pilgrim. He isn't able to sit down due to what you did to him. We should all be thankful we even have one another. After all, it is Thanksgiving.
  13. by   tnbutterfly
    Hmmm..... Instead of the food pyramid, I guess we will have to follow the food teepee chart to make sure the Thanksgiving feast is a well balanced meal.
    Last edit by tnbutterfly on Nov 14, '12

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