October 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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Attached is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A Top 8 poll will be available 15 days from today. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ October 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

Congratulations!

and the winner is aTOMicTom ... the cartoon may be viewed at Is it covered under Obamacare? - Cartoon Contest Winner

Whatta ya mean his heart rate sounds like a ticking clock......wait, yup, you are right.

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It ain't easy being green

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

He came in here green, and he says not from eating anything new or spoiled. I don't know if he's right though.

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"So, Mr. Frank, is it? You say some doctor in the OR put those screws in your neck....."

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Doctor: Hmmm... His BPM is over 500 and increasing... I think he likes you.

Woman: Wait, wait, wait. Is Dr. Frankenstein's creation trying to give me the smoldering look!?

Doctor: I sure hope not. Last time that happened it turned out to be a horror story...

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Specializes in Med-Surg.

You've got a strong pulse Mr. Stein! I'd say you're put together pretty well.

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Specializes in nephrology.

Don't BE Frightened ! He has FUO, tachycardia and chlorochromatosis. You should have learned this in NUR 101. It runs in the family.

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Specializes in Programming / Strategist for allnurses.

UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ October 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

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Good thing his head is screwed on otherwise he may have lost it like he did his pulses and heart beat.

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His vitals match his costume- in a scary sorta way!

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It's ok- he won't bite while the thermometer's in his mouth!

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Specializes in Critical Care, Hospice, Picc LInes.

Code Green room 3!

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