October 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Attached is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A Top 8 poll will be available 15 days from today. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ October 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

Congratulations!

and the winner is aTOMicTom ... the cartoon may be viewed at Is it covered under Obamacare? - Cartoon Contest Winner

[Woodenpug, BSN]

That's a rectal thermometer!

[natnat122]

Can I have your autograph later?

[Wendy Wilson]

Regular rate and rhythm. . .sounds to me like "Bump, bump, bump another one bites the dust, bump, bump, bump"

BLS and ACLS instructors said that's what it would sound like

[andreasmom02]

Dr. Allen, you really need to stop working such long hours! You're looking a bit green in the face!

[iluvivt, BSN, RN]

His next of Kin is listed as Dr.Victor Frankenstein and spouse is listed as " work in progress".

[1RN4Christ]

A classic case of Pulseless Electrical Activity

[1RN4Christ]

This brings a whole new meaning to the words Pulseless Electrical Activity ;-)

[NurseAshley., BSN, RN]

..Code......blue?

[natnat122]

I told you the new nursing student was very "green"

[DedHedRN]

"You know.... I say we send him to the morgue...let them figure this out."

[DedHedRN]

"He took out some life insurance and now wants one of us to pronounce him dead so he can collect?"

"Hum, no heart rate, no respiratory rate, but do you think....we should call a ethics consultation for this one?"

[DedHedRN]

"So you say you sent him to the morgue six times already but they just keep sending him back?"