October 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Attached is an image with a missing caption. Your mission is to provide a caption for it. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A Top 8 poll will be available 15 days from today. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen ... please help us select the winner @ October 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

Congratulations!

and the winner is aTOMicTom ... the cartoon may be viewed at Is it covered under Obamacare? - Cartoon Contest Winner

[lorren2002]

He's been eating Soylent Green again!

[Bortaz, MSN, RN]

I TOLD you not to eat in the hospital cafeteria!

[lorren2002]

You'd better call Dr. Smith in the research department. This definitely counts as an adverse event.

[cjdmomma]

Frank is always such a monster, when he is sick.

[DedHedRN]

"He said he came in because he felt his heart beating"

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

Due to the government shutdown, food inspectors have been furled. Since then we have been seeing a lot of these cases in the ER.

[thelema13]

And you're here because of a fever?

[mamagui]

...and I thought he was just getting a donor kidney...

[mamagui]

You think we need to up his Neoral?

[jothad]

"That body is not dead, it never lived."

[jothad]

"You have created a Monster and it will destroy you."

[jothad]

Dr. Frankenstein: "Now I know what it feels like to be God!"

Nurse: "No, You're just crazy!"

Dr. Frankenstein: Crazy am I? We'll see....look it's moving.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!