November 2016 Caption Contest. Win $100! - page 7

It's time for you to show us your FUN SIDE! Prove to the world that laughter is truly the best medicine! Enter our caption contest and give us your best. It's so easy Why wouldn't you? ;) Should... Read More

  1. by   MrChicagoRN
    Turkey:

    "I started singing, "I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..." Next think I know they say I'm delusional and brought me here.
  2. by   wmullins20
    I was asked to inform you Miss Bird that the surgeon plans to do a bilateral mastectomy for your best interest. The tissue will be taken down to the kitchen, I mean lab, for 2-3 days before results are provided.
  3. by   monsg3100
    Turkey: "And you are SURE my results won't be back until the 25th?"
  4. by   Joe V
    UPDATE:

    Top 8 Captions Poll is now available!

    Help select the winner.
  5. by   Wuzzie
    "They gave me a sandwich in the ER. I think it was my brother"
  6. by   FranEMTnurse
    i keep getting stabbing pains all over my body, and constantly feel bloated too. I feel miserable!feel bloated
  7. by   Joe V
    UPDATE

    Congratulations anitalaff!

    You won $100! Your entry was selected by the community as the best caption.

    Cartoon can be viewed at Happy Thanksgiving!

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