March 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100! - page 3

Participate in our March 2013 Caption Contest and win $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. ... Read More

  1. by   NBanasz1
    As my plastic surgeon you did an amazing job on my breasts. Now why haven't you fixed your own nose I wonder?
  2. by   llerou1
    Has anyone ever told you... you look a lot like Beaker from The Muppets?
  3. by   TopazLover
    Look John, many of the other students have taken care of patients with Noro. You trying to get out of it by wearing white does not cut it. Now get ready to clean up Rm. 632. The call bell has been ringing for 3 minutes. You know what you will find. Go.
  4. by   MurseMike33322
    Just to let you know, that new charge nurse insists we take ALL temps rectally.
  5. by   jayjaybsnrn
    Nurse: Jack where is your medicine?

    Jack: I swallowed it!

    Nurse: Ok... (Oh no! that was supposed to be SUPPOSITORY!)
  6. by   Jennybrie
    Don't complain to me about wearing white. Once a month I have to wear extra protection know.
  7. by   BSNbeauty
    "So let me get this straight...You wore all white scrubs, so that the ED staff would think you are a nurse, so you'd be seen faster?" "Sorry, but a stumped toe does not constitute an emergency."
  8. by   Double-Helix
    "It was too expensive to buy new windows so Administration decided to paint all the wall sky blue instead."
  9. by   turtle_RN
    Enjoy it while it lasts because these scrubs won't be this white soon enough!
  10. by   tbehlow
    What do your mean? I am smiling
  11. by   canesdukegirl
    No, you CANNOT go into the OR to observe your wife's procedure.
  12. by   canesdukegirl
    Yeah, you heard me. JCAHO is here.
  13. by   canesdukegirl
    John, the budget cuts didn't include our scrub supply.