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Participate in our March 2013 Caption Contest and win $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. ... Read More

  1. Visit  NBanasz1 profile page
    As my plastic surgeon you did an amazing job on my breasts. Now why haven't you fixed your own nose I wonder?
  2. Visit  llerou1 profile page
    Has anyone ever told you... you look a lot like Beaker from The Muppets?
  3. Visit  TopazLover profile page
    Look John, many of the other students have taken care of patients with Noro. You trying to get out of it by wearing white does not cut it. Now get ready to clean up Rm. 632. The call bell has been ringing for 3 minutes. You know what you will find. Go.
  4. Visit  MurseMike33322 profile page
    Just to let you know, that new charge nurse insists we take ALL temps rectally.
  5. Visit  jayjaybsnrn profile page
    Nurse: Jack where is your medicine?

    Jack: I swallowed it!

    Nurse: Ok... (Oh no! that was supposed to be SUPPOSITORY!)
  6. Visit  Jennybrie profile page
    Don't complain to me about wearing white. Once a month I have to wear extra protection know.
  7. Visit  prnqday profile page
    "So let me get this straight...You wore all white scrubs, so that the ED staff would think you are a nurse, so you'd be seen faster?" "Sorry, but a stumped toe does not constitute an emergency."
  8. Visit  Double-Helix profile page
    "It was too expensive to buy new windows so Administration decided to paint all the wall sky blue instead."
    johngoner likes this.
  9. Visit  turtle_RN profile page
    Enjoy it while it lasts because these scrubs won't be this white soon enough!
  10. Visit  tbehlow profile page
    What do your mean? I am smiling
  11. Visit  canesdukegirl profile page
    No, you CANNOT go into the OR to observe your wife's procedure.
  12. Visit  canesdukegirl profile page
    Yeah, you heard me. JCAHO is here.
    natnat122 and charlottegirl like this.
  13. Visit  canesdukegirl profile page
    John, the budget cuts didn't include our scrub supply.