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April 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100! - page 4

Participate in our April 2013 Caption Contest and win $100! Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. Caption... Read More

  1. Visit  tnbutterfly profile page
    After his 2 day prep, he found out he wasn't pre-approved for his colonoscopy. He will have to come back next week.
  2. Visit  gatoraims RN profile page
    Enema STAT
  3. Visit  prnqday profile page
    Nurse: Some patients act like this just to get attention, as long as he's breathing there are no worries.
    Student nurse: But I don't think he's acting....
  4. Visit  Miiki profile page
    I started an IV on him two hours ago... He's been screaming ever since.
  5. Visit  jadelpn profile page
    Anxiety and trust issues. He thought I said probe, when I just asked him to disrobe.....
  6. Visit  BSNbeDONE profile page
    His right EJ infiltrated...
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  7. Visit  Syrenia profile page
    Looks like Dr. Smith's ego caught up with him.
  8. Visit  JocelynnBuell profile page
    I think I may have mentioned the word 'injection'. I'm not sure.
  9. Visit  BowenNarrow profile page
    I just told him we needed to put in a catheter.
  10. Visit  bpmcdaris profile page
    "I'll trade him for your ventilated patient down the hall because this man's breath is killing me!"
  11. Visit  nurseglenda profile page
    " Will someone please listen to me, the patient?!!!!"
  12. Visit  Flyakite profile page
    This doctor is terrified because he is being admitted as a patient on this floor where he usually rips the night shift nurses for calling him after 10 PM. He keeps muttering something about karma.
  13. Visit  NYSNOWBUNNY007 profile page
    Think he just realized we use date back in High School...Are we still waiting for clearance from Dr Johnson for his Vasectomy?