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April 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100! - page 4

Participate in our April 2013 Caption Contest and win $100! Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. Caption... Read More

  1. Visit  tnbutterfly profile page
    #39 0
    After his 2 day prep, he found out he wasn't pre-approved for his colonoscopy. He will have to come back next week.
  2. Visit  gatoraims RN profile page
    #40 0
    Enema STAT
  3. Visit  prnqday profile page
    #41 0
    Nurse: Some patients act like this just to get attention, as long as he's breathing there are no worries.
    Student nurse: But I don't think he's acting....
  4. Visit  Miiki profile page
    #42 0
    I started an IV on him two hours ago... He's been screaming ever since.
  5. Visit  jadelpn profile page
    #43 0
    Anxiety and trust issues. He thought I said probe, when I just asked him to disrobe.....
  6. Visit  BSNbeDONE profile page
    #44 1
    His right EJ infiltrated...
  7. Visit  Syrenia profile page
    #45 0
    Looks like Dr. Smith's ego caught up with him.
  8. Visit  JocelynnBuell profile page
    #46 0
    I think I may have mentioned the word 'injection'. I'm not sure.
  9. Visit  BowenNarrow profile page
    #47 0
    I just told him we needed to put in a catheter.
  10. Visit  bpmcdaris profile page
    #48 0
    "I'll trade him for your ventilated patient down the hall because this man's breath is killing me!"
  11. Visit  nurseglenda profile page
    #49 0
    " Will someone please listen to me, the patient?!!!!"
  12. Visit  Flyakite profile page
    #50 0
    This doctor is terrified because he is being admitted as a patient on this floor where he usually rips the night shift nurses for calling him after 10 PM. He keeps muttering something about karma.
  13. Visit  NYSNOWBUNNY007 profile page
    #51 0
    Think he just realized we use date back in High School...Are we still waiting for clearance from Dr Johnson for his Vasectomy?