April 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100! - page 4

Participate in our April 2013 Caption Contest and win $100! Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. ... Read More

  1. by   tnbutterfly
    After his 2 day prep, he found out he wasn't pre-approved for his colonoscopy. He will have to come back next week.
  2. by   gatoraims RN
    Enema STAT
  3. by   BSNbeauty
    Nurse: Some patients act like this just to get attention, as long as he's breathing there are no worries.
    Student nurse: But I don't think he's acting....
  4. by   Miiki
    I started an IV on him two hours ago... He's been screaming ever since.
  5. by   jadelpn
    Anxiety and trust issues. He thought I said probe, when I just asked him to disrobe.....
  6. by   BSNbeDONE
    His right EJ infiltrated...
  7. by   Syrenia
    Looks like Dr. Smith's ego caught up with him.
  8. by   JocelynnBuell
    I think I may have mentioned the word 'injection'. I'm not sure.
  9. by   BowenNarrow
    I just told him we needed to put in a catheter.
  10. by   bpmcdaris
    "I'll trade him for your ventilated patient down the hall because this man's breath is killing me!"
  11. by   nurseglenda
    " Will someone please listen to me, the patient?!!!!"
  12. by   Flyakite
    This doctor is terrified because he is being admitted as a patient on this floor where he usually rips the night shift nurses for calling him after 10 PM. He keeps muttering something about karma.
  13. by   NYSNOWBUNNY007
    Think he just realized we use date back in High School...Are we still waiting for clearance from Dr Johnson for his Vasectomy?

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