April 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100! - page 2

Participate in our April 2013 Caption Contest and win $100! Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. Caption... Read More

  1. by   BSNbeDONE
    He says something's weighing heavily on his mind.....what do you think?
  2. by   netglow
    Well, shoot. If he'd just shut the #@$% up, his headache would go away on it's own.
  3. by   november17
    "I just told him that we ran out of dilaudid."
  4. by   Stella_Blue
    "He just found out our hospital doesn't accept his type of health insurance"
  5. by   KZE15
    I think we need a psych consult.
  6. by   Jill2Shay
    You wanna stick what... WHERE?
  7. by   KZE15
    His wife is 7 cm dilated. He's freaking out more than she is.
  8. by   loveoverpride
    "And that was only after a finger stick..."
  9. by   canesdukegirl
    Nurse: I'm so glad you're here. I'm still learning Spanish. I told him that after surgery, he would 'desesperado' slowly.
    Interpreter: Uh...he thinks that he will be desperate after surgery. I think you meant 'despierto'. What's the procedure?
    Nurse: Vasectomy
  10. by   canesdukegirl
    "I told him there was a shortage of Propofol. Seems like Dr. Smith would know this already."
  11. by   canesdukegirl
    Dr. Adams just remembered that the trauma team is away at conference. The intern will be assisting Dr. Smith with Dr. Adams' lap appy.
    Last edit by canesdukegirl on Apr 14, '13 : Reason: grammar
  12. by   Cobweb
    I think he's had a prostate exam before.
  13. by   jayjaybsnrn
    He swallowed his nitroglycerin again. That's why!

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