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April 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100! - page 2

Participate in our April 2013 Caption Contest and win $100! Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. Caption... Read More

  1. Visit  BSNbeDONE profile page
    #13 0
    He says something's weighing heavily on his mind.....what do you think?
  2. Visit  netglow profile page
    #14 0
    Well, shoot. If he'd just shut the #@$% up, his headache would go away on it's own.
  3. Visit  november17 profile page
    #15 5
    "I just told him that we ran out of dilaudid."
  4. Visit  Stella_Blue profile page
    #16 1
    "He just found out our hospital doesn't accept his type of health insurance"
  5. Visit  KZE15 profile page
    #17 0
    I think we need a psych consult.
  6. Visit  Jill2Shay profile page
    #18 0
    You wanna stick what... WHERE?
  7. Visit  KZE15 profile page
    #19 0
    His wife is 7 cm dilated. He's freaking out more than she is.
  8. Visit  loveoverpride profile page
    #20 0
    "And that was only after a finger stick..."
  9. Visit  canesdukegirl profile page
    #21 1
    Nurse: I'm so glad you're here. I'm still learning Spanish. I told him that after surgery, he would 'desesperado' slowly.
    Interpreter: Uh...he thinks that he will be desperate after surgery. I think you meant 'despierto'. What's the procedure?
    Nurse: Vasectomy
  10. Visit  canesdukegirl profile page
    #22 0
    "I told him there was a shortage of Propofol. Seems like Dr. Smith would know this already."
  11. Visit  canesdukegirl profile page
    #23 0
    Dr. Adams just remembered that the trauma team is away at conference. The intern will be assisting Dr. Smith with Dr. Adams' lap appy.
    Last edit by canesdukegirl on Apr 14, '13 : Reason: grammar
  12. Visit  Cobweb profile page
    #24 0
    I think he's had a prostate exam before.
  13. Visit  jayjaybsnrn profile page
    #25 0
    He swallowed his nitroglycerin again. That's why!