7th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100 - page 4

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this About A Nurse cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your ... Read More

  1. by   FranEMTnurse
    The patient is exaggerating again.
  2. by   WhiteScrubs
    How much longer do we have on this prednisone taper, doctor? I'm not sure any of us will survive...
  3. by   champagnesupeRNova
    "I've treated a lot of allnurses.com trolls after the posters are done with them"
  4. by   uproar267
    Serious? Some people will do anything for a pain pill.
  5. by   mz.snuggly1
    ahh! nurse, call off the swat team and order a box of super kotex with an order of pain pills…….. she has an extreme case of p.m.s!

    hurry before her head spins!!
    Last edit by mz.snuggly1 on Jul 21, '12
  6. by   nurseprnRN
    "This is Audrey. All she says is 'Feed me, feed me!' "
  7. by   debbielaliberte
    I don't think the ketamine has worn off, just yet......
  8. by   gagens
    "Nurse, I think it's time for my Morphine"
  9. by   mz.snuggly1
    It's nothing! She just gets like that when allnurses.com edit her posts!
  10. by   jjrn30
    Doctor, I told him not to eat the green jello.
  11. by   speedym79
    Apparently, our hospital was selected for the new reality TV show, Monster Doc.
  12. by   Stcroix
    Oh no, this is after ​the Haldol!
  13. by   ZenLover
    Well Dr., this patient came in like this and we believe it might be a "Bath Salts" reaction or it could be PMDD, we won't know until the labs come back.

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