7th Nursing Caption Contest - Win $100

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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves coming up with a caption to this About A Nurse cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 1 week to achieve your objective. Follow the easy rules below.

Winner will receive $100!

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

A poll will appear next week so you can help us select the winner from the top 8 captions.

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UPDATE: We have chosen 8 entries. Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Help select winner in 7th Nursing Caption Contest

Doctor, I told him not to eat the green jello.

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Apparently, our hospital was selected for the new reality TV show, Monster Doc.

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Specializes in cardiac-telemetry, hospice, ICU.

Oh no, this is after ​the Haldol!

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Specializes in APRN / Critical Care Neuro.

Well Dr., this patient came in like this and we believe it might be a "Bath Salts" reaction or it could be PMDD, we won't know until the labs come back.

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I told you, with body dismorphic disorder, you're never satisfied with the results.

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Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

Oh, no doctor, she's not patient here. She's a nurse. I knew this would happen. Her internet went out and she hasn't been able to post or vent on allnurses.com in a few days. Poor thing.

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Specializes in Gerontological, cardiac, med-surg, peds.

This is Veggie Monster, the Cookie Monster's long-lost twin.

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Well, my shift is up he's all yours.

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Specializes in Ambulatory Surgery, Ophthalmology, Tele.

(Sigh) I told her that working 12 days in a row was a bad idea. She just ended her last shift. I've seen this before. I need a bottle of wine, the latest chick flick on dvd, a bottle of nail polish and all the chocolate you can find in the hospital stat. Well, what are you waiting for? This is an emergency!

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Specializes in Gerontological, cardiac, med-surg, peds.

"He did lose 20 pounds in 20 days on the Green Tea Diet. Just one little side effect..."

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Specializes in Med-Surg.

Here's your face transplant candidate, Doc. Good luck!

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Why, just why Phil? Tell me. Why is it ALWAYS the hairy, green guys with bad teeth that hit on me?

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