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Ever find two co-workers having intercourse or othewise showing there affections on the job?

Happened recently where I work.:eek:

Get this... the guy is still employed there.( a older guy w/professional license. u would think hed have some sense right?) The girl,an aide, a younger girl w/two kids lost her job.

Gives me the creeps when i see him around. This is not the first time this has happended. Kinna feels like , ok whos he gonna go after next. yuck!

And where do they find the time! Sometimes I have a hard enough time getting the chance to invite Mr. willy to go pee once in 8 hours let alone anything else, ie coffee break, lunch... Inevitably you always get paged right when you have a chance to sit down!

And just what does one say if you find your coworkers doing it?

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Specializes in Specializes in L/D, newborn, GYN, LTC, Dialysis.

ROFLMAO------------------->nursegoodguy (poor mr. willy)!:chuckle

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This still blows my mind, every time....

I can't think of a bigger turn-off than work.

I've stumbled into some weird scenes in my life, but gollygeewhiz! getta room! (somewhere else!)

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yuck and i thought scrubs was just a show. how unprofessional both should have been fired. and just think if those linens are used on a bed and somebody gets a staph (staff) infection. isn't it illegal to do this in public place?

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Specializes in Specializes in L/D, newborn, GYN, LTC, Dialysis.

I agree, tho, BOTH PERSONS involved in the original post SHOULD HAVE BEEN TERMINATED, not just the aide!!!! Ugh figures. To me, the biggest faux pas, if you will, rests on the "one who should know better", professionally. I cannot fathom WHAT about the HOSPITAL environment would turn on people to each other so much that they cannot keep their hands off each other til they are in a more appropriate, not to mention CLEAN, place! How gross.

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Specializes in Community Health Nurse.

My guess as to why the "older professional employee" didn't get fired is he probably has made his rounds to the top of the rung already, and if he were to be fired, he'd have a book to write about those "higher ups" that he has already "pleasured" during his employment there. If I were the aide who got fired, I would do my best to bring that "older professional creep" down too because punishing one is discrimination, and I hope she gets herself some legal advice.

I've seen doctors touching nurses butts before at work, but making out in a hospital while on duty to the degree of............ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SICK...SICK...SICK...SICK...SICK!!! :nono: :nono: :nono:

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Originally posted by nursegoodguy

And just what does one say if you find your coworkers doing it?

"Inasmuch as you are both health care workers, can I assume you are practicing safe sex? Both your spouses will want to know."

"Don't let the fact that this place is crawling with nasties keep you from sharing them."

"I'm assuming you are on your lunch break. If you are getting paid for this, I'll alert the vice squad to a prostitution ring."

Any other ideas?

Kevin McHugh

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What, did I mis something? We're NOT supposed to do that? Not even in linen closets? But that's what they say we're supposed to be doing on General Hospital and other TV shows. Oops, glad I haven't been caught.

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Originally posted by nursegoodguy

And where do they find the time! Sometimes I have a hard enough time getting the chance to invite Mr. willy to go pee once in 8 hours let alone anything else, ie coffee break, lunch...

Nursegoodguy, I absolutely agree. When I'm at work, I don't even have time to THINK about my "virginia", far less introduce her to any willies. "Urination" is written in on the dayplanner somewhere next to "bathing". As for "whoopee", well...my poor husband could probably have another wife and six kids and I wouldn't know it! :eek:

As for what you say...well, I was much younger, and the guy was technically my supervisor, so I politely said "Excuse me", reached past them for my sheets and blanket, and left them to their romantic interlude. :imbar

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Specializes in NICU, Infection Control.

Someone should tell that girl to GET A LAWYER!!! She has SUCH a sexual discriminaton suit!!! And if administration doesn't know how much money she could get, they're idiots. But, of course, we knew that already. IDIOTS.

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Specializes in Clinical Risk Management.

ROTLFLMAO!:roll

Originally posted by kmchugh

"Inasmuch as you are both health care workers, can I assume you are practicing safe sex? Both your spouses will want to know."

"Don't let the fact that this place is crawling with nasties keep you from sharing them."

"I'm assuming you are on your lunch break. If you are getting paid for this, I'll alert the vice squad to a prostitution ring."

Any other ideas?

Kevin McHugh

No additional ideas, Kevin, yours are great! Man, I wish I 'd thought of those several years ago when I worked with a few folks known for this behavior! :rolleyes:

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forgot to mention in the previous post.... no this is not the first time hes done something like this....and it was in the b/r of a pt. room.

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