You Might be a Nursing student if ............
1. You are not allowed to talk about your day at school at the dinner table.2. You have what you think is a nightmare, and realize "oh I'm just at clinical."
3. You have replaced sleep with coffee and red bull.
4. The librarian at school thinks you're a stalker.
5. You have no problem discussing sputum and bowel movements at lunch.
6. You find yourself wiping other people's butts more than your own.
7. Your parents reported you missing over a year ago.
8. Your books require wheels
9. You get excited when someone says there is dressing change or a catheter to be done
10. You realize that you fall asleep with your nursing text books more than your husband...
11. Your Christmas list consists of: NCLEX books, Drug flash cards and nursing care plan books
12. The thought, "what the Heck are you talking about" runs through your head at least once a day
13. Your friends start wondering if you died
14. You know who Don Gloves and Ted Hose are
15. You get to wear your favorite color: white
16. The word "care plan" makes you sick to your stomach
17. You find yourself subconsciously giving your family and friends nursing diagnoses.
