Wrongway Regional Medical Center

[Davey Do]

Do you ever feel like you work at "Wrongway"?

[OldDude]

Davey Do said:

Thank you for that Care Update, djh123, brought to you by our Sponsor, Wrongway Regional Medical Center!

And now, back to Our Program!

Old Dude brought up the movie "Psycho" and there is a little known fact about the Motel depicted in the movie. It seems that Norman had hired an elderly British Gent a to work at the Motel. This elderly British Gent referred to Norman as "Master". Norman liked the Title so much, he added it to the Motel's sign:

It seems that move was a success. The survey company Norman hired has reported that, other than the unfortunate shower accident, 95% of his guests have reported a favorable experience as Master Baters.

[Farawyn]

OldDude said:

It seems that move was a success. The survey company Norman hired has reported that, other than the unfortunate shower accident, 95% of his guests have reported a favorable experience as Master Baters.

The remaining 5% have gone blind.

[OldDude]

Farawyn said:

The remaining 5% have gone blind.

The other 95% checked out before they went blind, but they'll have to wear glasses.

[OldDude]

I'm told the corporation is launching the Wrongway 24 Hour Pharmacy and Transmission Repair Center

[Farawyn]

OldDude said:

The other 95% checked out before they went blind, but they'll have to wear glasses.

*adjusts my glasses*

[A&Ox6, MSN, RN]

Wrongway Regional Medical Center has a beautiful chapel. It is known as GPS

[Farawyn]

I wonder how JRRN is going to handle procedures such as TWE and Foley catheter insertion at Wrongway RMC?

[OldDude]

Farawyn said:

I wonder how JRRN is going to handle procedures such as TWE and Foley catheter insertion at Wrongway RMC?

The Wrongway

[Farawyn]

OldDude said:

The Wrongway

That may be hard for his patients to swallow.

[djh123]

"I wonder how JRRN is going to handle procedures such as TWE and Foley catheter insertion at Wrongway RMC?"

J R R Nolkein? Oh wait - Jacob Rockstar, RN... I remember now...

[Farawyn]

djh123 said:

"I wonder how JRRN is going to handle procedures such as TWE and Foley catheter insertion at Wrongway RMC?"

J R R Nolkein? Oh wait - Jacob Rockstar, RN... I remember now...

That's just... Blasphemy.

[Spidey's mom, ADN, BSN, RN]

Farawyn said:

Is this directed at Steph?

Who told you my real name?

I had a friend whose last name was "Bates" and we teased him at work . . . calling him . . . you guessed it . . . Master Bates.

Geez, I think I was 20 years old then and quite juvenile.