Worst doctors orders ever received

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I have a two nursing degrees, going for a third and have a whole lotta common sense. When I see stupid or hear stupid orders I may or may not carry them out..here are my all time favorites:

1) Male patient with active lower GI bleed...HGB of 5...Hypotensive and tachycardic..has 2 large bore IVs running with NS wide open as fast as it will go...blood bank working as fast as possible to get me my units of PRBCs ASAP...BP barely 90 systolic.

Order from resident: "We need orthostatic vitals on this patient"

Specializes in Emergency, Critical Care (CEN, CCRN).

Yes, I get that; a KCl push is a lethal injection. (Cold KCl is also a cardioplegia solution in open heart surgery - either way you're stopping the heart, so it'd be a lethal injection if the patient wasn't on bypass.)

In that particular instance, even after being told that we weren't going to do a KCl IV push under any circumstances, the resident continued to insist on "crash" K replacement via IVPB over inappropriately short timeframes, and that's what I was attempting to explain. I apologize for being unclear.

Specializes in Emergency.

CPR each shift every day.

This was on the MAR of a NH pt we got in the ED.

Specializes in ER.

A dialysis pt comes in for a possible a cut on her face...Dr. admits her for dialysis....??? She could have been in and out in an hour!!

Hi I'm new here; i want to add another one.

pt.'s case is MI; 58 years old; Complete bed rest; the patient have difficulty urinating and full bladder; we did all independent nursing actions but the patient still had difficulty urinating. we called the doctor expecting an order for catheter insertion instead the doctor ordered a condom catheter.

Specializes in ER.
A dialysis pt comes in for a possible a cut on her face...Dr. admits her for dialysis....??? She could have been in and out in an hour!!

A possible cut...it might be there, or it might've healed enroute.

UA stat

I would love to see the look on the pt's face when I go in and tell them, "Go pee! STAT!"

Specializes in ER.

Its not as good as the double amputee but here ya go... Admit orders:Dehydration... Pt activity Ad lib...SCD's! Kicker is Pt was only 12.

-28y Male weighs 780lbs. MD order: "ambulate with assistance."

-Resident admitting pt with abdominal pain, with no significant medical hx...

Resident: "Can you give the pt 8mg Dilaudid IVP STAT"

Nurse: "EIGHT mg dilaudid IVP?!?"

Resident: "Yes, STAT."

Nurse: "ummmm, NO, I don't know if that is compatible with life...how about 1 or 2?"

Resident: **Walks away to speak with his attending**

Resident: Ok, give 1 mg dilaudid IVP...and I meant 8mg PO before.

Nurse: sure.

D/C orders from ER doc for 13yr old etoh pt. Under home d/c Rx: "Ass-kickin by parents PRN"

Sorry for bumping an old thread, but I just have to say those might be the best orders I've seen on this thread!

Specializes in ED/ICU/TELEMETRY/LTC.

My favorite order of all time: Foley catheter to gravity.

As opposed to what? Suction?

Specializes in ED.

Right ovarian cyst, pt rolling in pain, admit for sx, pain med of choice? 600mg ibuprofen q6h... That's it!

Specializes in ICU, ER.

Not that the orders weren't warranted, but I recently had 2 patients that the EDP saw back to back and ordered a soapsuds enema for both of them...30 minutes before my shift ended.

Not fun.

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