Win CASH! Christmas Nursing Caption Contest - $100

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Participate in our Christmas Caption Contest! Winner gets $100!

Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have 2 weeks to achieve your objective.

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Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

After the time period is up, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

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UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - Top 8 Captions - Select winning caption in our Christmas Nursing Caption Contest

Specializes in LTC and School Health.

Elf: "What do you mean we should not have the same salary?"

Nurse: " Sir, I put real people back together, you only work with dolls"

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I do not need a psych consult. I was working at Macy's when I was hit by a flying toy. No, I do not think I am from the North Pole.

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Specializes in Hospital Education Coordinator.

Stress?!? ME? Overtime and customer service complaints and no breaks ---aw, you wouldn't understand.

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No, I will not wear that top. What is wrong with what I have on? All I need is about 3 days off. You can understand that, can't you?

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I told him that new reindeer would be nothing but trouble. But he wouldn't listen.

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...overworked, underpaid, and he never lets us ride in the sleigh...

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Falling from a shelf is brutal.

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In my opinion, size does matter.

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Let me get this straight...HE gets to eat all the milk and cookies, but, I have high blood sugar. Hmmmpf!

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"So I mentioned to Santa that he should avoid the cookies this year, like the diabetes pamphlet you sent home with him suggested. Next thing I know, I'm up on a shelf, and he's refusing to let me down. A broken leg later..."

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And NOW management wants us to work as yard gnomes in the spring!

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OK, gimme the enema. But whatever comes out goes in your Christmas stocking!

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