Nurses Humor
Published Feb 11, 2003
klhs
69 Posts
Let's see what happens with this one!... lolWhen A Woman Should Call it a Night...
1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.
2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my bootay
while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. I've suddenly decided I want to kick someone's @ss and honestly believe
I could do it too.
4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye
Baker than the goddess I was just four hours ago.
5 . I drop my 3:00 a.m. submarine on the floor (which I'm eating even
though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.
6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.
7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.
8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.
9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.
10 . The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing
or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep
them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just
lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.
14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.
15. I start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this the WRONG
WAY but..."
16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.
17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.
19. I begin leaving the buttons open on my button fly pants to cut down on
the time I'm in the bathroom away from my drink.
20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having
problems walking straight.
:roll
NurseShell
198 Posts
OMG That is TOO funny...I'm gonna go look for a funny pic that fits this perfectly...back soon
:rotfl:
OMG! TOO FUNNY!
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase...."Party til they are pretty!"
ShortFuse_LPN, LPN
256 Posts
2ndCareerRN
583 Posts
Oh my, I could throw up a whole lot of "priceless" pics involving women and drink.....but most are not suitable for this website.
bob
Darlene K.
341 Posts
OzNurse69
245 Posts
Originally posted by BelindaLPN Ummm.....I think I've BEEN that woman once or twice.....LMAO:imbar
Ummm.....I think I've BEEN that woman once or twice.....LMAO:imbar
:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
Yup, BEEN that woman, KNOW that woman (....several copies of her, in fact!!),
kinda scary, isn't it????!!!
emily_mom
1,024 Posts
Me too....back in the day anyway...
sunnygirl272
839 Posts
Originally posted by emily_mom Me too....back in the day anyway...
ditto...:imbar
nursedawn67, LPN
1,046 Posts
Been there done that! LOL
zudy
475 Posts
Yes, I'm afraid I have also been there, done that and bought that T-shirt.:imbar "I'll never forget that night because I don't remember a thing that happened."