"I tell my friends that if I am ever unconscious in the hospital that they BETTER make sure to get the HAIR OFF MY CHIN. Do NOT have me laying there looking like Grizzly Adams. I don't care if they have to smuggle in a razor, wax, Nair, or tweezers - GET IT OFF! I can deal with being in ICU on a vent with hairy legs, but BY GOD GET THE HAIR OFF MY FACE. If I wake up and I have a goatee, I AM KICKING THEIR A$$!!"
Seriously though, if you had to write your own orders in the event you ended up in ICU or the ER, what would you say? What would want or not want?
How about those cute male nurses singing me a lullaby every night? :zzzzz
That reminds me of the movie "Meet Joe Black" and the scene where Brad Pitt is talking with a Jamaican accent to the woman in the hospital bed. I was like, ME! OH ME! Let that be me!
However, if it were truly Brad Pitt and me in the hospital bed I'd do something VERY inappropriate requiring soft hand restraints.
LasVegasRN
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That reminds me of the movie "Meet Joe Black" and the scene where Brad Pitt is talking with a Jamaican accent to the woman in the hospital bed. I was like, ME! OH ME! Let that be me!
However, if it were truly Brad Pitt and me in the hospital bed I'd do something VERY inappropriate requiring soft hand restraints.