Weirdest, funniest, grossest male teenager pt. Stories

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What are some of your alls funniest, grossest, wierdest stories that deal with male teenagers??????

Yes, but teenage boys can turn it into an Olympic event, complete with timing, scoring, and trying to ignite them. Then there's the campfire scene from Blazing Saddles. I'm sure some adolescent males aspire to such greatness.

I remember being at camp years ago and the girls were having farting contests in the cabin I was in....:D

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Specializes in NICU, Peds.
As a mom of two teenage boys I would have to disagree...

sure some are gross however the same can be applied to girls...

IMHO I think it depends on the person...I know mine are like day and night compared to each other however that said both are great and well mannered!

I was told by a teenage girl that their cabin was way worse than the boys cabin was while at a camp recently!!

Gosh even comparing my husband and I, I would have to admit I am the one who is very unorganized where as he is very anal when it comes to having everything in order...:o

I've spent time on a postnatal ward where a room was left with a used sanitary pad stuck to the wall. Teenaged boys sure don't do that.

But just because other people can also be gross, doesn't mean teenaged boys aren't gross.

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I've spent time on a postnatal ward where a room was left with a used sanitary pad stuck to the wall. Teenaged boys sure don't do that.

But just because other people can also be gross, doesn't mean teenaged boys aren't gross.

That's why I said that it depends on the person...:)

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Specializes in Telemetry, Med-Surg.
i just find it odd that the word "grossest" was in there. and the fact that this poster never came back to clear them self up. Had they come back to re-word things i would have not said anything about it.

So i'm fine with sharing stories of stupid things we've seen teenage boys do. heck, i've seen it. So i understand. but its the fact they asked for us to share stories and never came back to "clear their name"[/quote]

Uuuum youuuuu probably scared the mess out of him. I probably would be TOTALLY embarrased after my post created an 8 page thread about how I'm a creepy pedophile looking to get my rocks off by some innocent posts by unsuspecting nurses. Is that was allnurses has come to? If I say something ambiguous that could possibly be taken out of context, I must now come back and "clear my name" because 1 or 2 people decide that I'm a sick pedophile. Give me a break. Could this post have had bad intentions? Maybe, but I personally did not think it was anything creepy until I got in here and saw the discussion back and forth. SMH.

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Specializes in Medsurg/ICU, Mental Health, Home Health.
And as a mum of a 13 (nearly 14) year old and 12 year old boy, teenaged boys are gross. They fart LOUDLY as often as they can, to the point they squeeze it out.

I didn't think this changed once the teenage years were over - I have two male friends in their 20s who try to regularly outfart each other, and think it's even more awesome when women are around to witness!

Also, I had a boyfriend who just did it whenever. One time I asked him if he could at least hold it until we were out of the car, and he said, "I didn't know you could hold it!"

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i just find it odd that the word "grossest" was in there. and the fact that this poster never came back to clear them self up. Had they come back to re-word things i would have not said anything about it.

So i'm fine with sharing stories of stupid things we've seen teenage boys do. heck, i've seen it. So i understand. but its the fact they asked for us to share stories and never came back to "clear their name"[/quote]

Uuuum youuuuu probably scared the mess out of him. I probably would be TOTALLY embarrased after my post created an 8 page thread about how I'm a creepy pedophile looking to get my rocks off by some innocent posts by unsuspecting nurses. Is that was allnurses has come to? If I say something ambiguous that could possibly be taken out of context, I must now come back and "clear my name" because 1 or 2 people decide that I'm a sick pedophile. Give me a break. Could this post have had bad intentions? Maybe, but I personally did not think it was anything creepy until I got in here and saw the discussion back and forth. SMH.

There was a lot of humor in this thread, including a number of stories that showed teenage boys at their finest, eating like elephants, farting like tubas, deciding to eat only green and orange foods, creating an in-hospital candy exchange and more.

One of my comments said that most of us would prefer to avoid any discussion that combined teenage boys and grossness. I say this as the mother of two former teenage boys who thought grossness was an art form.

If the OP was scared or embarrassed but had good intentions, they still could have come back and clarified or even given a few examples of their own. In fact, it would have been a good idea to start such a thread with an example or two, to get the ball rolling and to show us what he or she had in mind.

The fact that some members expressed apprehension is, to me, a good thing that says we have a protective outlook when it comes to this population. To say that a topic might have a creepy side is not the same as saying bad things about the OP.

I think it's to our credit that every one of the stories posted was harmless and managed to skirt the eww factor nicely. Those of us who have (or have raised) teenage boys know that along with our eye-rolling and disbelief at their savage moments, we have a lot of love and affection for our boys and want them to be safe and happy.

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Specializes in ICU, ED, Trauma, Transplant.

I think all of us here would use some common sense and NOT post stories about male, underage patients that reflect poorly on us as the nursing professionals who care for them. Whatever a creepy pedophile wanted to hear about, I really doubt we would comply and give them any of the indecent stories that they desire. Sadly, someone like that probably knows where they can obtain abhorrent things like that online.

Since I have a younger teenaged brother, male cousins ranging in age, and am married to a former Marine (who was raised in a house full of boys and no sisters), I can without any doubt state that the "gross" mentioned in the OP had more to do with BOOGERS than anything else.

So to lighten the mood, here's a list of things that landed all of these fellows I'm related to in the ER, some with the possibility of an overnight stay in the hospital (cue "Jackass" theme song):

1) Inserting keys into an electrical outlet (toddler was just fine! It just dimmed all the lights in the Coast Guard Base for a few seconds)

2) Rollerskating down slide.

3) "Sledding" down stairs in a laundry basket.

4) Sliding down a slide on river rafting sandaled- feet.

5) Thinking Dimetapp has a yummy grape candy flavor, and drinking four bottles of it.

6) Deciding riding a razor scooter down a steep, grassy incline while wearing a backpack full of high school textbooks is a great idea.

7) Thinking jumping on a bed is enjoyable (they all did this, and our family has pictures of all of them with all their black eyes- none of us girls did this!).

8) Beans up nose.

9 Button up nose.

10) Bean in ear.

11) Bug in ear.

12) Accidentally swallowing Crash Test Dummies action figures heads (see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Incredible_Crash_Dummies)

13) Pretended that the porch was a "tightrope", attempted to "walk the tightrope" and then promptly fell off and broke arm.

14) "Homemade fireworks"

15) Offensive warfare with wiffle bats.

Near misses I should include that could have resulted in injury if it wasn't for an adult stopping them:

1) Offensive warfare with claw hammers.

2) Jumping off top bunk of bunk bed holding a plastic grocery shopping bag "parachute"

3) Jumping from roof, onto trampoline, with intent of jumping on trampoline, then off trampoline, then flying through the air and landing in swimming pool.

And last, but not least:

4) Feeding the very hungry arabian stallion a carrot "like a mommy bird does a baby bird".

Despite what you might assume (people who are childless/was never a young boy/never grew up with young male relatives), we were not raised by terrible parents; us girls in the family NEVER got hurt and all of us are still alive to this day. I think it's just a boy thing. Now, I don't think anyone of them did anything weird, funny, or gross while in the hospital because mom was so mad at them for landing themselves in the hospital, all they did was lay there in fear and do exactly what they were told! :)

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Our younger son tried to bungie jump off of his top bunk using a rope. Label that, "Unclear on the concept." He also jumped off a two story deck using an umbrella. The only access to this deck was off the dining area next to the kitchen. He was out there playing--where I thought he was SAFE! The next thing I know, he's coming in the house through the front door all scratched up. He did both of these things around the age of seven or eight.

Another time he got stuck so high up in a tree that he called for help. He was higher than any of our ladders reached. My husband had the presence of mind to ask him what branch he was on before the one he was on now. He touched it with his foot. "And the one before that?" He lowered himself to that one. It took about ten minutes, but dh talked him all the way down.

Our other son did some bonehead things, too, but nothing is coming to mind right now.

Four daughters, and not a one of them thought of goofy things like this to do. I heartily believe the Y chromosome generates these crazy ideas. That, or the double X filters them out.

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Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

My brother, sister, and I would crawl out the skylight of our large three-story house to sit straddling the peak of the roof; we also would jump off the roof of a one-story annex, and see how high we could climb in a particularly good climbing tree. None of us, thank God, ever got a broken bone. I just want to say that boys are not the only ones who have a corner on the market for doing bonehead things. We generally did not get into trouble because we never got caught! Once many years later at a small family reunion, we shocked my mother when we reminisced about these things;"Whhhaaatttt? And I always thought my kids were so well behaved!" My brother also told her he was "through being a wino" by the time he was 14. Poor Mom, somewhat disillusioned, but still happy with how we all turned out, after all. (and P.S. my brother was no more gross or disgusting than my sister and I; We WERE however , into being extremely SILLY!)

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Specializes in NICU.

This wasn't a patient, it was my brother, when he was about 9 (I am 2 years older). We were in the car, and my mother was driving us home from soccer practice. He had a plastic watch that he had worn for months, without taking it off, during a shower, swimming, soccer practice... or ever. Well he decides, for some reason, to take it off in the car, and off with it comes a layer of skin. The skin on his wrist was the most fungusy, disgusting, bumpy, raw skin, you have ever seen. Then the smell just about punched me in the face. My mom and I were gagging and my mom kept screaming, "Where is that coming from?!?" I manage to direct my mother to the source of the smell, while trying to choke back the vomit that keeps rushing into my mouth. My mother then promptly threw the watch out the window.

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Specializes in Emergency Room.

Sometimes I really wish people would lighten up... In defense of the OP, I am sure all he/she meant was that teenage boys have a (well-deserved) reputation of doing silly/funny/yucky things. Can't we all have an innocent laugh??

I work adult ER, so I don't care for too many teenage boys, but the other day a 21 year old guy (close enough!) came in with an un-related complaint, however he did think it was necessary to mention that while on spring break -in a less modernized country - he somehow sustained a deep laceration to the left buttock by "falling through a glass door" (he admitted that a LOT of alcohol was involved in that situation!) His slightly less drunk friend took him to the hospital. The friend being a medical student had a student ID for a well-known American hospital. He managed to convince the MD's that he was an American doctor, and wanted to stitch his friend's lac, to which they agreed!! I asked my patient how on earth he allowed his friend to suture him and he responded "Oh I didn't! I was on another planet at that point!" Then, a few weeks later, once he was home, he didn't want to go to the hospital or doctor to have the sutures removed, so he allowed his sister - with no medical training - to remove the sutures!! The attending MD who examined him said his buddy actually did a pretty nice job - he'd healed very well ;) I kind of wanted to be annoyed at him for being such a bonehead, but he was just so adorable that I couldn't! He admitted that he made some dumb decisions, but couldn't stop saying how much fun he had! I guess teenage stupidity doesn't end at 19... Haha!

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Specializes in Emergency Room.

Here's one more - a 22-ish guy was sent from a psych facility for alcohol intoxication. He was perfectly calm, but had a history of aggression/violence so we had a PCA stay with him the whole time he was there. He kept asking one of the female PCA's if she could take him down to the basement (in a clearly sexually motivated way) that she got so frustrated and had to ask for a different assignment...He stayed with us the whole night, and just masturbated the whole time! He payed no mind that someone was there observing him all the while...the poor PCA's were so disturbed! Finally towards morning I asked the attending what the plan was for him and he replied "Oh, we gotta get him discharged before we have to admit him for third-degree burns!!" Hahaha!:lol2::p

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