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So I have a student with really severe allergies this year. Sensitive to ingestion, contact, and inhalation of peanuts and treenuts. Also has asthma so he comes to my office daily to take his inhaler before PE. I always chat and joke with him.

So today...

Severely allergic kid: Hi! Do you know what time it is??

Me: Peanut butter jelly time?

Severely allergic kid: ...that would be awful.

Me: Oh, yeah. My bad. But good for me! :)

How did he make those comic book covers??? So great!

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I went home with one yesterday.

I cured it with wine.

:smug:

I bought some Baileys on sale. ;) Worked really well.

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How did he make those comic book covers??? So great!

I know RIGHT?!

Talented guy.

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That is sooooo my face right now.

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Specializes in School Nursing, Hospice,Med-Surg.
My students just scream my name through the bathroom door. I can never pee in peace.

Just like at home!

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